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[Tom Flapwell]

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Dec 7 2005, 10:52 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Dec 7 2005, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Darth Vader coudl esaly turn Avery itno oen of his minions.<br><br>Also: why woudld Darth Vader eat? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Both good points that came to me later. Avery is certainly weak-minded enough that fledgling Jedi Luke, by the start of <i>The Empire Strikes Back</i>, could turn him with little effort. But a new question arises: Why would Vader want Avery for a minion? He'd probably make an even worse soldier than the average Storm Trooper.<br><br>I realized last night that Vader would have to take very short munch breaks in order not to suffocate. Does he feed intravenously, or are the machines enough to keep him alive?

[IceDragon]

He probably eats like robo cop. babby food, in that black egg when he can remove his helmet.

[norsenerd]

I'm thinkign the machines keep his few bilogical parts funcitng witouht the need for food. He probably needs to recharge power at times. MY guess is that he does that while he's sleeping.<br><br>Avery coudl be sued to try torture tencheages, and Mr. Vader could get Avery to be thankfull for it. If anythgin Mr. Vader coudl use Avery as he wishes for his own amuzment.

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Dec 8 2005, 10:42 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Dec 8 2005, 10:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Avery coudl be sued to try torture tencheages, and Mr. Vader could get Avery to be thankfull for it. If anythgin Mr. Vader coudl use Avery as he wishes for his own amuzment. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> O.O

[DesertFoxCat]

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Dec 8 2005, 10:42 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Dec 8 2005, 10:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> amuzment <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I don't think Darth Vader knows what the word "amusement" means

[IceDragon]

<!--QuoteBegin-DesertFoxCat+Dec 9 2005, 12:38 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DesertFoxCat @ Dec 9 2005, 12:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Dec 8 2005, 10:42 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Dec 8 2005, 10:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> amuzment <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I don't think Darth Vader knows what the word "amusement" means <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> He knows. What about that guy he force-choked in the first movie? The guy who dissed the Force? You could tell he was having fun squeezing the life outa that guy.

[Bocaj Claw]

Some of the books actually discuss Vader's lack of amusement with the rebels after fighting Luke in the trench.

[IceDragon]

They blew up his death star. That isnt that amusing...

[Bocaj Claw]

I find your lack of laughs disturbing.

[Tom Flapwell]

That's what I was thinking! Get out of my head, Darth Claw!

[Richard K Niner]

Hmmm... Darth Claw's initials are DC. Coincidence?

[Dr. Doog]

TOO...<br>MANY...<br>DCs!!!

[Bocaj Claw]

*labored breathing* Do not resist. Join the dork side. Fulfill your destiny. ... Help me loosen this tie:o

[norsenerd]

Ohh... I thought you woudl never ask. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

Ask for help with the tie or ask you to join the Evil?