what can people say to make you spit take?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 12:36 am

"The derivative of 'one-third the cube of r' is 'r-squared dr', or 'r dr r'!" R dr r! hehe

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 12:40 am

Pie R not , Pie R round.

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 12:50 am

just don't integrate r dr r... you'll run into some problems... anyway, if pi r square, cake r cube. That means cake r 4/3 pi....

Bendarr · Postby **Bendarr** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 1:05 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Burning Sheep Productions @ Nov 1 2003, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What was his name anyways? </td></tr></table>  You know, I can't remember his real name. It was always "Pope Ringo". I'll have to check around with my friends. I know it wasn't George or Paul. Unfortunately he went on to another job so I can't ask him myself.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 1:08 am

sorry, i cant think of anythin that would make me spit take... of course, that probably means i'm not trying hard enough cause theres otta be somethin.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:04 am

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:39 am

Ahhh.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:44 am

BTW are you saying d/dx 1/3 r^3=r^2 dr/dx=r dr/dx r? thats cirtantly not true: r^2 dr/dx != r dr/dx r = r dr/dx. You're off by a factor of r. d/dr 1/3 r^3=r^2 or d 1/3 r^2 = r^2 dr in diferential form. You can't comute things accress the diferential oporator. I'm confused.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:18 am

That makes two of us.

The J.A.M. · Postby **The J.A.M.** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:33 am

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. Hmmm...I once nearly made my best friend in high school choke on her lunch when I asked her for permission to use her characters in a fanfic I was writing. As for me, it was back in Mexico City, we were watching a nonsense comedy show, and it had a nonsense "news brief": "Tonight, on the nightly news, we'll see what people do on traffic jams and why green peppers go well with cheese." The TV was covered with milk the next second. Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening. [WARP!!!]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:33 am

Umm.. well, by elimination, if it's not Paul, nor George (and certainly not Ringo), it's probably John. Unless it's that mysterious fifth Beatle. *scans area suspiciously*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 1:12 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (LotharBot @ Nov 2 2003, 10:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If you want to get me to do a spittake, you have to do something impressive... like, catch me in the middle of eating with a *very* funny looking calculus exam. For example... [ugly calculus problem statement] "I'm going to draw a car until it comes to me" [huge picture of a car] "It didn't come to me."  </td></tr></table>  i'm sorry, lotharbot, but i find that absolutly horrid/strange. there's gotta be stuff funnier than math tests out htere! oh, and if you care enough to remind me, i may see if i still have a copy of hte "spoof" Calc 1 final me and a freind made up. we put it in the prof's mailbox the day he handed out the exams, but since that was the last day of class, we never found out what his reaction was. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> (although i'm not sure if it wold make sence to some one not in the class)

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:04 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> QUOTE (LotharBot @ Nov 2 2003, 10:20 AM) If you want to get me to do a spittake, you have to do something impressive... like, catch me in the middle of eating with a *very* funny looking calculus exam. For example... [ugly calculus problem statement] "I'm going to draw a car until it comes to me" [huge picture of a car] "It didn't come to me." </td></tr></table>  i'm sorry, lotharbot, but i find that absolutly horrid/strange. there's gotta be stuff funnier than math tests out htere! oh, and if you care enough to remind me, i may see if i still have a copy of hte "spoof" Calc 1 final me and a freind made up. we put it in the prof's mailbox the day he handed out the exams, but since that was the last day of class, we never found out what his reaction was. (although i'm not sure if it wold make sence to some one not in the class) </td></tr></table>  Im sorry, but that is hillariouse to me. I woulda spittaken at that if i read that... mainly because that will happen to me. On my business ethics exam, there was a large picture of a fish tank on it... it had a point, a reference to a lecture earlier that month, but it was still completely random, i think. My tests are always filled with doodles, and messages written to the teacher about them. i wrote to explain what the fishtank was doing under the question about Emmanuel Kant... I really don't know how he took to it though! Come on though... just thinking about whats going through the test-takers mind when you see something like that is funny!

Bendarr · Postby **Bendarr** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 7:34 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tavis @ Nov 1 2003, 11:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Umm.. well, by elimination, if it's not Paul, nor George (and certainly not Ringo), it's probably John. Unless it's that mysterious fifth Beatle. *scans area suspiciously* </td></tr></table>  Remember though he stated that he was named after a pope. It might have been John, unfortuantely I've been checking with some friends and they can't remember his real name. The mystery deepens.... This is starting to drive me nuts, I'll have to check with other friends. This was about 10 years ago, so he would be about 30ish now (he was in his twentys). What are the names of the Popes that were around 30 some years ago?

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:06 pm

keep in mind grading calculus finals is often a 12-hour process... when you've been at it that long, everything is funny.

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