Beat that!

[Tavis]

Super villains... surely they're better than the run-of-the-mill everyday villains? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[norsenerd]

Batman. Adam West: enough said.

[Tavis]

TV executives. Those meanies. <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[norsenerd]

Nelson ratings. They are the TV exec's god.

[Tavis]

Big bags of money. They are the exec's <i>other</i> god.

[DesertFoxCat]

Big safes, they sink with big bags of money in them

[norsenerd]

TNT. That makes short qork of breakign inot big safes.

[Gizensha]

Water. Go on dynamite fuse and dynamite fails to go off.

[Richard K Niner]

Hot shots. Drop them on wet explosives and they blow up anyways. It just take a few seconds, precious seconds that you need to <b>get out of the way!</b><br><br><span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'><i>Look! I'm invisible!</i></span>

[DesertFoxCat]

Cold fusion, because its not hot

[Richard K Niner]

Nuclear fission, because we can do it now.

[norsenerd]

Nucular Non-Porliferation Treaty: Preventing peacfull uses of nucular power the world over.

[Blue Blur]

Three-Mile Island: Just about found a loophole in that

[Bocaj Claw]

A island that is four miles long.

[Richard K Niner]

Hans Island. It's so small, it can slip right under your radar. (Oh, it's right <a href='http://maps.google.ca/maps?ll=80.829594 ... &t=k&hl=en' target='_blank'>here</a>.)