Beat that!

[DesertFoxCat]

Ignorance which keeps me from knowing what that is

[Richard K Niner]

A falling tree that you can't see! Because it's landing on you <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[norsenerd]

A gust of wind, which blows the tree so it lands slightly in front of him.

[Richard K Niner]

A hurricane, because it throws the tree right at you!

[norsenerd]

Land. Hurricans die over land.

[Richard K Niner]

Hurricane Hazel McCallion, because she didn't <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[DesertFoxCat]

Time, because after a little of that all the hurricanes go away

[Richard K Niner]

A time machine, because it circumvents time <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

HG Wells, because he owns the time machine.

[Richard K Niner]

Isaac Asimov, because he is a better sci-fi author.

[Bocaj Claw]

The I, Robots movie. Surely such a thing has made Asimov roll in his grave.

[Richard K Niner]

Plan 9 from Outer Space. Because sometimes things need perspective.

[Bocaj Claw]

Plan 9 Publishing because no old scifi movie can beat a place that sells Ozy and Millie books.

[Richard K Niner]

The thing that Arthur Dent's aunt gave him. Because it can theoretically never run out of stock.

[Bocaj Claw]

The tea because it and it alone can protect you from the depression radiation in Marvin's cabinet.