So what else DID the dragon say to Mao?

[The J.A.M.]

[...unWARP!!!]<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>I always wanted to know the rest of the story of <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2000/om20000624.html' target='_blank'>this dragon right here.</a><br><br>Furthermore, would Mao Tse-Tung, in this universe, be a tiger or a giant panda? A red panda? A horse?<br><br>Until next time, remember:<br><br>I AM THE J.A.M.<br><br>Good evening.<br><br>[WARP!!!]

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Search the history books for 'eggplant-head.'

[MidnightRealism]

"...that isn't how you play parcheesi."<br><br>Oh, and Mao would have to be a panda, I think. Just a normally colored panda.

[norsenerd]

A horse sounds the best to me out of those options. A panda dosn't fit at all. Too lazy. A tiger wouldn't be bad either.

[Dr. Doog]

a red panda is actually a racoon, not a panda that is red, midnight

[MidnightRealism]

Oh, yeah? Cool. I hadn't realized. I was kind of wondering, as I had never before seen a panda that was red. Hm.

[norsenerd]

I've figured it out! Mao was triked by a dragon conspiracy to bring about the people's republic of China. I can't figure otu to what ends but there are plenty of coisandences that maybe arn't so.. *shits eyes* But this is an obvious case of a dragon telling Mao somethign that he woudl except that woudl advanse the consperacy that particular dragon was behind. <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>The Chinese government is a pawn of the international draggon conspiracy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!</span><br><br>*runs wily in oposite directgions*

[DesertFoxCat]

Red pandas are raccoons?! <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>Nooooooo<br>They must be small bear like creatures<br>That are red<br>Related to raccons?<br>Yes<br>Raccoons?<br>Nooooooo<br>And Mao would be a giant, viscious red panda who carries around a small book everywhere

[hdofu]

Red panadas aren't raccoons, but they are closely related.

[norsenerd]

Both species are one of 20 in the Procyonide family. The Red Panda is the only member in the Old World.<br><br>This is coutning including the red panda inthis family. There is some debate about this.