Don't blame me

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me. Blame the small computer chips in your molars.<br><br>Who let in the FBI?

[TyVulpine]

Don't blame me! They said they were Female Body Inspectors!<br><br><br>Who misplaced the Statue of Liberty?

[Bocaj Claw]

*whistles nonchalently*<br><br>Who killed and ate Dr. Zoidberg? <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[TyVulpine]

Don't blame me! I thought he was part of the Donner Party...<br><br><br>Who just stole the nuclear reactor?

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me! I needed a tanning booth strong enough to go through fur!<br><br>Who moved my cheese?

[Tom Flapwell]

Don't blame me; I thought it was a sponge and...oh, ick.<br><br>Who CUT the cheese?

[Bocaj Claw]

Yeah. That was me. My bad. I thought it was for everyone. *weilds knife threateningly* Want a slice?<br><br>Who made it so I couldn't think of something to accuse you all of?

[Holyman83]

Dont blame me it was the Dragons <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Alright who broke my calendar?

[Rooster]

Don't blame me, it was those guys who came round last Smarch.<br><br>Who filled my bladder with urine?

[Tavis]

Don't blame me! A "wizz"ard did it.<br><br>Who saw THAT one coming?

[TyVulpine]

Don't blame me! I was expecting THIS one.....<br><br><br>Who let the dogs out?

[Tom Flapwell]

Don't blame me! YOU try holding the door closed against a Doberman, a German shepherd, and a Great Dane who have been bench pressing when we weren't looking!<br><br>Ding Dong Dell. Pussy's in the well. Who put her in?

[Bocaj Claw]

I fervently disavow any knowledge I may have of said object in said water recepticle. Furthermore, ... LOOK A DISTRACTION! <!--emo&:flee:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/flee.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flee.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Who replaced my liver with Rooster's?<br><br>

[Miles E Traysandor]

Don't blame me, I'm only the one doing the brain transplant. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Who made me intentionally leave this part blank?

[Bocaj Claw]

Answer intentionally left blank for purposes of organization. Or something. And its not <i>really</i> blank because of this statement... So blank except for this statement then.<br><br>Who put up all these Batman (the man who is part bat AND part howler monkey) posters?