Funny IM/Chat Thread

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:09 pm

Traysandor: Those were hilarious. Fun with cowinkydinks. Paul.Power: Reminds me of my old roomie's computer. It's named "D.A.V.I.D." -- Digital Audio-Video Input Device. Not quite a computery name either, but still an awesome acronym. Maybe fitting for a webcam...

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:19 am

(20:17:32) VisDistracted: <a href='http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... guy27.html' target='_blank'>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... (20:17:37) Gizensha: Cool (20:18:11) Spray: oh lord, a corpse flower? (20:18:17) VisDistracted left the room (quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer). (20:18:22) Ibun: uh oh (20:18:25) Ibun: It got vis (20:19:19) Gizensha: Notice how it distracted him first, though

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:37 am

(23:34:32) Tavis left the room. (23:34:41) Zaaphod: oops (23:34:50) Ibun: <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> (23:35:11) ***DemonDoog left the room (23:36:21) Ibun: NICE GOING >:@ (23:36:43) DemonDoog: Ibun left the room (23:36:51) Ibun left the room. (23:36:53) DemonDoog: hehe (23:36:59) DemonDoog: I'm magical

johndoe0028 · Postby **johndoe0028** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:58 pm

I had a few interesting conversations with "SmarterChild". Before you go off and say "well, EVERY conversation with SmarterChild" is interesting, read these. Here is the first one. (16:02:31) johndoe0028: I am 18 (16:02:32) SmarterChild: No kidding? (16:02:36) johndoe0028: no kidding (16:02:36) SmarterChild: No kidding? (16:02:40) johndoe0028: no kidding (16:02:40) SmarterChild: No kidding, huh? (16:02:43) johndoe0028: no kidding (16:02:43) SmarterChild: No kidding? Is that right? (16:02:46) johndoe0028: no kidding (16:02:47) SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. and the second (16:03:16) johndoe0028: I am 18 (16:03:16) SmarterChild: Really? 18? (16:03:22) johndoe0028: I am 18 (16:03:22) SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How 18 are you? (16:04:34) johndoe0028: not really (16:04:34) SmarterChild: Not even a little bit? (16:04:41) johndoe0028: not at all 18 (16:04:41) SmarterChild: Is that right? (16:04:43) johndoe0028: yes (16:04:44) SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So? (16:04:54) johndoe0028: I am not 18 (16:04:55) SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 (16:04:59) johndoe0028: 1 Does the robot keep track of what it said?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:15 pm

Must've been a slow four months... <!--emo&

--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... atdrop.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweatdrop.gif' />  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (#definecynical @ Today)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (12:07:47) Tavis: Hey, Jerry, I updated The Landing Strip. ^-^ (12:09:01) norsenerd: so peopel wont; confuse it with a taxi-strip anymore?</td></tr></table>

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:59 pm

Ah, #definecynical, what madness do you have in store for us this time?  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 19:11:30 * Octan has joined #definecynical 19:11:33 <JerryLepow> Hi 19:11:38 <Zaaphod> hi Octan 19:11:43 <GhostWay> Hey, Octan. 19:11:50 <JD0028--KOL> Hello 19:12:37 <Octan> Hey all! 19:13:00 <JD0028--KOL> Still orange? 19:13:05 <Tavis> Hi, Octan! .... hehe sounds like something Exxon would be bragging about. 19:13:09 <Arloest> Hello Octan 19:13:10 <Zaaphod> mmm, Cheetos 19:13:19 <Tavis> Cheeeeee 19:13:52 <_5hfifty> HI 19:13:56 <_5hfifty> :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:14:38 * GhostWay squeezes Octan's text for some orange juice. 19:14:43 <Zaaphod> hehe 19:15:04 <Octan> I 19:15:06 <Octan> geh 19:15:14 <Octan> I'm CITRUS MAN!!! 19:16:23 <Zaaphod> you're a loony :P 19:16:35 <GhostWay> What, he's a bird now? 19:16:50 <Zaaphod> yes! :P 19:17:47 <Octan> Let me know if any of you have a hard time reading me this way 19:18:11 <Zaaphod> no problem for me 19:18:42 <Loeln> "The Bread tries to attack you, but you remind it that you don't live on it alone." 19:18:55 <Zaaphod> hehe 19:19:09 <Octan> sounds like something from Hallrunner 19:19:11 <Loeln> "The Gnollish Chef forks you in the giblets" 19:19:27 <Loeln> - Various Kingdom of Loathing events 19:20:07 <Tavis> Hey, what's Octan saying? 19:20:11 <JD0028--KOL> OOOO, KOL KOL KOL KOL???? 19:20:17 <Tavis> (kidding... I can read it) 19:20:19 <Zaaphod> hehe 19:20:32 <Zaaphod> orange haze is in his brain :P 19:23:01 * GhostWay sits in the corner and plots (time passes...) 20:15:37 <Arloest> I seriously just had a huge Deja Vu moment 20:15:42 <LTJ-KOL> lol 20:15:46 <Zaaphod> ? 20:15:46 <BSP> i like them 20:15:46 <Ibun> (23:18:55) Arloest: I seriously just had a huge Deja Vu moment 20:15:48 <Ibun> (23:18:55) Arloest: I seriously just had a huge Deja Vu moment 20:15:48 <Ibun> (23:18:55) Arloest: I seriously just had a huge Deja Vu moment 20:15:50 <Ibun> (23:18:55) Arloest: I seriously just had a huge Deja Vu moment 20:15:53 <BSP> lol 20:15:57 <Ibun> me too :o 20:16:01 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> IBUN: STOP 20:16:03 <Ibun> JD SHOVE IT D:< 20:16:03 <Zaaphod> ah yes, deja vu all over again :P 20:16:03 <LTJ-KOL> haha 20:16:05 <Arloest> EVERYONE STOP 20:16:07 <Arloest> because 20:16:09 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> m|m 20:16:10 <Arloest> i have ops 20:16:14 <LTJ-KOL> whats that? 20:16:17 <Arloest> and im all knowledgable 20:16:25 <Arloest> I can BAN PEOPLE 20:16:29 <Octan> I'm not schizophrenic 20:16:29 <Ibun> Sister can I have ops too? 20:16:32 <Octan> but I am! 20:16:34 <Arloest> hmmm 20:16:39 <LTJ-KOL> really? 20:16:39 <Ibun> *puppy dog eyes* 20:16:47 <LTJ-KOL> can I have some? 20:16:53 * _5hfifty sets mode: -o Arloest 20:16:58 <LTJ-KOL> lol 20:17:00 <LTJ-KOL> heh heh 20:17:01 <Ibun> SIMON >:@ 20:17:01 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> ... 20:17:05 <BSP> turn Ibun blue 20:17:14 * _5hfifty sets mode: +o Ibun 20:17:20 <Ibun> Simon <3 20:17:21 * JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL has left #definecynical 20:17:35 <Loeln> +v, for victory. 20:17:56 <Arloest> brb 20:17:59 <Ibun> \/ 20:18:02 * Arloest has quit IRC (Quit: ) 20:18:03 <Zaaphod> k 20:18:05 * LTJ-KOL is now known as LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW 20:18:12 <BSP> he's still not blue... 20:18:18 <_5hfifty> :( 20:18:19 <Ibun> Blue abu dee dabu die 20:18:21 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> can I have that thingy? 20:18:25 * Arloest has joined #definecynical 20:18:28 * JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL has joined #definecynical 20:18:28 <Zaaphod> wb 20:18:31 <Zaaphod> wb 20:18:32 <_5hfifty> angela 20:18:35 <_5hfifty> just identify 20:18:36 * Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest 20:18:36 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> thanks 20:18:38 <_5hfifty> there 20:18:41 <Ibun> /ban JohnnieDough 20:18:48 <_5hfifty> also angela next time just go /hop 20:18:49 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> whos that? 20:18:51 * _5hfifty has left #definecynical 20:18:52 * _5hfifty has joined #definecynical 20:18:52 * Ozy sets mode: +o _5hfifty 20:18:54 <_5hfifty> see 20:18:54 <Arloest> I know that dumb oh 20:18:59 <_5hfifty> NO 20:19:00 <_5hfifty> YOU DON'T 20:19:05 * Arloest has left #definecynical 20:19:05 <Zaaphod> whee 20:19:06 * Arloest has joined #definecynical 20:19:06 * Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest 20:19:09 <BSP> dark blue perhaps? 20:19:10 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> whoa! 20:19:12 <Zaaphod> I didn't know that command 20:19:14 * Ibun was kicked by Ibun (:() 20:19:22 <Arloest> this is all weird 20:19:25 <_5hfifty> :( 20:19:28 <BSP> o_O 20:19:31 <GhostWay> It takes flexibility to kick yourself. 20:19:35 <Zaaphod> heh 20:19:49 <Arloest> >>Blind Guardian - Modred's Song 20:20:06 * _5hfifty sets mode: +oooooo Zaaphod Youngman Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]] Octan LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW Loeln 20:20:07 <Arloest> who in here has heard of Blind Guardian besides James 20:20:10 * _5hfifty sets mode: +oooooo likeafox_art JerryLepow JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL Gizensha GhostWay BSP 20:20:14 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> yay! 20:20:23 <GhostWay> Eep! 20:20:27 <Arloest> Im still at the top 20:20:30 <Arloest> of the list 20:20:33 <BSP> augh! 20:20:34 <_5hfifty> no 20:20:34 <Arloest> cause I rule 20:20:36 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Cause you start with "A" 20:20:39 <_5hfifty> caigcan is 20:20:40 <_5hfifty> then me 20:20:42 <_5hfifty> then you 20:20:44 <_5hfifty> caigan 20:20:49 <GhostWay> -o GhostWay 20:20:50 <Arloest> No 20:20:54 <_5hfifty> yes 20:20:57 <GhostWay> Erm. 20:21:14 <BSP> damnit i don't know any commands 20:21:21 <Loeln> Nightfall In Middle Earth :D 20:21:25 <GhostWay> The power's going to my head! Gyaaaaaaaaaaah! 20:21:26 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> whats the ban protocol? 20:21:27 <Arloest> Yes!!!! 20:21:29 <Zaaphod> :D 20:21:30 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:21:33 * GhostWay has quit IRC (Quit: AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!) 20:21:38 <Arloest> Loeln just schooled all of you people 20:21:43 * Loeln sets mode: +v Loeln 20:21:52 <Loeln> V for victory. 20:21:54 * GhostWay has joined #definecynical 20:21:59 <Zaaphod> hi Ghost 20:22:16 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> howdy 20:22:16 * JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL sets mode: -o JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL 20:22:22 * Loeln sets mode: -o Loeln 20:22:32 <Loeln> Woo. 20:22:36 * Ibun has joined #definecynical 20:22:38 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> whats loeln's arrow? 20:22:40 <Zaaphod> hi Jeff 20:22:40 <Ibun> DOOD 20:22:45 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:22:48 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> howdy 20:22:48 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> roffle? 20:22:52 <Ibun> BG RULZ D< 20:23:00 * Loeln has jumped the list* 20:23:04 <Arloest> YES THEY DO 20:23:07 <Ibun> BEST BAND EVER D< 20:23:12 <Arloest> IMAGINATIONS 20:23:14 * LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW sets mode: +b Ibun!*@* 20:23:16 <BSP> "Permission Denied, You do not have the corect irc operator privileges" 20:23:17 <BSP> bugger 20:23:23 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> awww 20:23:23 * Zaaphod sets mode: -b Ibun!*@* 20:23:25 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:23:28 * Zaaphod sets mode: -o LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW 20:23:37 * Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]] sets mode: +v [House-Rules]Caigan 20:23:44 <Arloest> gg James 20:23:52 <Zaaphod> :) 20:24:02 <Octan> how the heck are you doing that? 20:24:07 * _5hfifty sets mode: -vv Loeln [House-Rules]Caigan 20:24:09 <Ibun> -.- 20:24:13 * _5hfifty sets mode: -oooooo Zaaphod Youngman Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]] Ozy Octan likeafox_art 20:24:13 * Ozy sets mode: +o Ozy 20:24:13 * _5hfifty sets mode: -oooooo JerryLepow Gizensha BSP Arloest _5hfifty [House-Rules]Caigan 20:24:20 <Zaaphod> good 20:24:22 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> awww 20:24:22 * Arloest has left #definecynical 20:24:22 * Arloest has joined #definecynical 20:24:22 * Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest 20:24:23 * Ibun has left #definecynical 20:24:24 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:24:33 <Loeln> Ah well. 20:24:47 <Octan> darn... I wanted to try to unmod 5h and see if it worked 20:24:59 <Zaaphod> it would.. but he'd just remod himself 20:25:03 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> man 20:25:03 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> ? 20:25:12 <Arloest> ill do it for you 20:25:12 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:25:13 <Loeln> +V power for +M rooms :o 20:25:14 <GhostWay> Well, that was chaotic. 20:25:22 <BSP> yes 20:25:26 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> yeah it was 20:25:27 <Zaaphod> just a bit 20:25:33 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> YA RLY 20:25:39 <BSP> NO U 20:25:42 * OperServ sets mode: +o Octan 20:25:44 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> heh 20:25:46 <_5hfifty> there 20:26:02 <Octan> so what does that mean I can do? 20:26:05 <GhostWay> The chaos wasn't nearly orderly enough. 20:26:05 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> wakachan is gross 20:26:05 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> hook me up octan 20:26:06 * OperServ sets mode: +o _5hfifty 20:26:06 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> as is renchan 20:26:09 <_5hfifty> you're an op 20:26:12 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:26:16 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> renchan is hella funny 20:26:20 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> yeah 20:26:20 <Loeln> Kick, ban, give voice. 20:26:22 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> BIG monster 20:26:22 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> With it's children... 20:26:25 <Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]]> aww, I was going to voice everyone over a few times 20:26:25 <Zaaphod> change the topic 20:26:35 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:26:38 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> ok ok ok ok 20:26:39 <Zaaphod> change the topic of the channel I mean 20:26:42 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:42 <BSP> elephants 20:26:47 <Arloest> CHANGE THE TOPIC 20:26:47 <Zaaphod> that's one of the op powers 20:26:50 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:50 <Arloest> GUYS 20:26:53 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:53 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:53 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:53 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:56 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> ever seen those people that think they have animal forms? 20:26:58 <Arloest> dude 20:26:58 * Loeln is now known as LoeElesewhere 20:27:00 * _el_zee_ has joined #definecynical 20:27:00 <BSP> ELEPHANTS!! 20:27:03 <Arloest> ill kick flood you if I have to 20:27:07 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Hi, el zee 20:27:07 * LoeElesewhere is now known as LoeElsewhere 20:27:08 <Zaaphod> hi Leon 20:27:11 <_el_zee_> hurro 20:27:11 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> high 20:27:18 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> er. . . hi 20:27:18 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:27:27 <Octan> these op powers are useless without a tutorial! 20:27:40 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> /mode 20:27:57 <BSP> /glomp 20:27:58 <Arloest> >>Lacuna Coil - Comalies<< 20:27:58 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> and then, that's where I get stumped 20:28:48 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Easy come, easy go, I guess 20:29:03 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Little HIgh, Little Low 20:29:15 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> QUEEN! 20:29:22 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> momma 20:29:29 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:29:29 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> heh 20:29:36 <Octan> well it's totally not doing anything 20:29:37 <Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]]> Octan> there is one...After Arlo's flood-kick comment though, I wont post it here...are you running mIRC 20:29:46 <Arloest> oh 20:29:48 <Octan> no 20:29:51 <Arloest> you can copy paste that thing 20:29:53 <GhostWay> Example syntax: "/mode #definecynical -o GhostWay" Would deop me if I was previously opped. 20:29:57 <Arloest> just dont repeat a sentence n times 20:30:13 <Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]]> hopefully it will go though... let's see 20:30:16 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> The Lemon Song is really funny 20:30:19 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> type in /mode +o LTJ-KOLPLAYITNOW 20:30:21 <Arloest> break it up in bits 20:30:22 * Octan sets mode: +o GhostWay 20:30:29 <Octan> cool 20:30:47 * Octan sets mode: -o _5hfifty 20:30:53 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> lol 20:30:57 <Arloest> thats what he GETS 20:30:57 <Octan> oh that rocked 20:31:01 * Arloest slaps _5hfifty around a bit with a large trout 20:31:02 <LTJ-KOLPLAYNOW> get ozy 20:31:02 * Tai[deepsleep[bbq[rock]]] prays the acidchat flood controll isnt too strong (Tai pastes long tutorial on how to ban, kick, op, de-op, and otherwise harrass the others. More time passes.) 20:39:12 * Octan sets mode: -o Ozy 20:39:12 * Ozy sets mode: +o Ozy 20:39:12 <LTJ> that reminds me! 20:39:21 <Zaaphod> heh 20:39:21 <LTJ> lol 20:39:25 <Zaaphod> you can't defeat Ozy 20:39:27 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> What, Ozy cannot do that! 20:39:36 <LTJ> he just did 20:39:39 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> POO 20:39:40 <Zaaphod> kick him and he returns.. he's invincible 20:39:44 <Tai> lolz pwned 20:39:48 <Octan> Ozy the invincible... 20:39:48 <LTJ> He and/or she* 20:39:52 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> He dun' DUN' the impawsibibble 20:40:03 <Zaaphod> actually, "it"... it's a bot 20:40:09 <LTJ> Thas mighty powerful I reckon' boy howdy 20:40:18 <Tai> ChanServ, with a new name, right? 20:40:29 <Zaaphod> I think so, yeah 20:40:35 <Tai> acidchat's version of ChanServ 20:40:41 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Someone tried to kick Ozy in the bum, I reckon, but didn' do it 20:40:49 <GhostWay> "ChanServ, now with extra Zen!" 20:40:52 <LTJ> hook me up with OPS 20:41:02 <Ibun> NO 20:41:06 <Zaaphod> heh 20:41:13 <LTJ> dont you like me? 20:41:17 <Ibun> NO 20:41:21 <LTJ> Ibun Hates em : ( 20:41:23 <LTJ> me* 20:41:26 <Ibun> YEP 20:41:33 <LTJ> aww geez 20:41:37 <LTJ> well, Im over it 20:41:41 <_el_zee_> what does LTJ stand for? 20:41:47 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> STOP HATIN, IBUN 20:41:47 <LTJ> Lord TeeJay 20:41:48 <LTJ> or 20:41:49 <Ibun> I don't like you either D< 20:41:53 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> OK 20:41:55 <LTJ> Lord Trisha Jones 20:42:03 <BSP> has... anybody got nuttin' to do? 20:42:07 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Lord, [woman]? 20:42:10 <Ibun> I don't. 20:42:14 <Ibun> have much 20:42:14 <LTJ> yes 20:42:14 <Ibun> to do 20:42:18 * Tai is pounding out a novel 20:42:18 * Octan gets Machiavellian on your tails 20:42:21 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> ok 20:42:22 * Octan sets mode: -o Arloest 20:42:22 <BSP> cuz i could use some BETA testing 20:42:22 <LTJ> lol 20:42:23 * Octan sets mode: -o [House-Rules]Caigan 20:42:31 <Tai> lol 20:42:34 <LTJ> lol 20:42:37 <Ibun> Octan D: 20:42:37 <LTJ> heh heh 20:42:37 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Beta? 20:42:37 <Octan> MUAHAHAHAHA!!! 20:42:41 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> For schwat? 20:42:45 <GhostWay> Curse you, Machiavelli! 20:42:53 <LTJ> Octan hook it up! 20:42:53 <Tai> but I like orange too ;( 20:43:03 <GhostWay> Look out, the power's gone to his head! 20:43:08 <Octan> Now I have eliminated all possible threats to my reign of evil! 20:43:12 <BSP> no one? 20:43:12 <LTJ> with his novel "the Prince"? 20:43:15 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> you kids and your fancy text? 20:43:19 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> For schwat? 20:43:19 <LTJ> yeah 20:43:21 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> Beta? 20:43:26 <LTJ> plain B&W is all I need 20:43:28 <BSP> program i made 20:43:37 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> what's it do? 20:43:40 <BSP> to help exam revision 20:43:43 <Tai> Well, Ozy could become self aware... 20:43:52 * GhostWay pokes Octan with a stick of backhanded politics 20:43:59 <BSP> it's like a information database container 20:44:02 <LTJ> lol 20:44:14 <Ibun> I am leaving now. 20:44:15 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> what OS is it for? 20:44:15 * Tai adds a barrage of exploding whipped cream canisters to the politics 20:44:19 <Ibun> Good bye. 20:44:21 <BSP> WIN 20:44:21 <Tai> bye Jeff ;( 20:44:24 <Arloest> NO 20:44:25 <Zaaphod> bye Jeff 20:44:27 <BSP> bye Ibun 20:44:27 <LTJ> BYE Jeff 20:44:28 <Arloest> DONT LEAVE 20:44:31 <LTJ> muwah! 20:44:31 <Ibun> Why? D: 20:44:33 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> BYE 20:44:34 <Arloest> Because I want you to stay 20:44:37 <Ibun> ~_~ 20:44:44 <Ibun> I cannot say no to you T_T 20:44:52 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> sure, you can! 20:44:55 <Arloest> yay! 20:44:59 <Ibun> NEIN! >:O 20:45:03 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> see? 20:45:10 <LTJ> lol 20:45:19 <Ibun> Loffle 20:45:32 <LTJ> technically that is no, but its equivalent 20:45:33 <LTJ> isnt* 20:45:38 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> sshhhhh 20:45:43 <LTJ> lol 20:45:52 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> It's "no", just not in English 20:46:00 <LTJ> it means no 20:46:05 <LTJ> but it isnt no 20:46:08 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> however, you are right, it isn't the same sound as "no" 20:46:11 <LTJ> lol 20:46:15 <JD0028--KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL> nor the same spelling [more time passes...] 20:59:22 * Octan is now known as The_Evil_Dictator 20:59:23 <LTJ> dee da dee da 20:59:25 * johndoe0028 has left #definecynical 20:59:41 * johndoe0028 has joined #definecynical 21:00:51 <LTJ> hello! 21:00:56 <LTJ> any one out there!? 21:01:04 <GhostWay> No. 21:01:06 <LTJ> oh, ok 21:02:12 * Guest has joined #definecynical 21:02:20 <LTJ> Hello guest! 21:02:22 * Guest has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) 21:02:23 <Arloest> Guest >:@ 21:02:24 <_el_zee_> wtf 21:02:31 <_el_zee_> that happens quite a bit 21:02:35 <LTJ> really? 21:02:44 <_el_zee_> a guest joins then leaves 21:02:46 <Arloest> wanna see something cool? 21:02:48 <_el_zee_> yep 21:02:50 * LTJ is now known as guest 21:02:54 <The_Evil_Dictator> Uh-oh, I scared him/her off... I guess dictatorships don't attract tourism well 21:03:05 * _5hfifty was kicked by Arloest (Cool!) 21:03:13 <guest> lol 21:03:17 <johndoe0028> Not unless you're North Korea 21:03:23 <_el_zee_> omg 21:03:24 <_el_zee_> kickage 21:03:28 <guest> yeah 21:03:34 <Arloest> You're on, Octan! 21:03:41 <guest> with their democratic republic of North Korea 21:04:02 <Tai> g2g 21:04:10 <Zaaphod> night Tai 21:04:29 <Tai> 'nite 21:04:34 <johndoe0028> g'night 21:04:41 * Tai has quit IRC (Quit: anyu!) 21:04:41 <guest> night 21:06:18 <Arloest> Tutankhamen 21:06:23 <guest> hey, give the guest OPS! 21:06:36 * GhostWay is now known as Shai-Hulud 21:06:43 * Arloest gives the guest OPS 21:06:46 <_el_zee_> the worm god 21:06:48 <guest> yay 21:06:53 <Shai-Hulud> Mmm. Dune. 21:06:55 <guest> but now for real! 21:07:04 <The_Evil_Dictator> NEVAR!!! I share my power with NOBODY! Speaking of which... 21:07:07 * The_Evil_Dictator sets mode: -o Arloest 21:07:21 <guest> lol 21:07:39 <guest> I love Black Box 21:07:39 <The_Evil_Dictator> Power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty cool. 21:07:40 <guest> so cool 21:07:47 <Shai-Hulud> Come now, that's not THAT evil. 21:07:52 <johndoe0028> Power can be negative 21:07:55 <guest> you gotta boot people to be evil 21:08:04 <johndoe0028> Absolute Power is ALWAYS positive! 21:08:13 <johndoe0028> |power| = + power 21:08:32 <The_Evil_Dictator> lol 21:08:34 <guest> true 21:08:52 <The_Evil_Dictator> that's thinking positive! 21:09:00 <guest> literally 21:09:09 <guest> lets make an oligarchy and give me some OPS 21:09:28 <guest> together we can take over! 21:09:35 <Shai-Hulud> If you were evil, and I mean REALLY evil, you'd be systematically massacring random groups of citizens to instill a sense of law-abiding fear. 21:09:50 <guest> in other words, Stalin 21:09:56 * The_Evil_Dictator is now known as The_Not_THAT_Evil_Dictator 21:09:57 <Shai-Hulud> Although, that has the nasty tendency of inviting rebellion. 21:10:10 <guest> like them French 21:10:30 <Shai-Hulud> Darn French, with their funny bread. 21:10:31 * guest is now known as Evil_Guest 21:10:35 <Evil_Guest> yes 21:10:40 <Evil_Guest> and they affinity for the Guillotine 21:10:49 <johndoe0028> and smelling funny 21:10:52 <johndoe0028> and garlic 21:10:52 * Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest 21:10:53 <Arloest> oh 21:10:56 <Arloest> what now 21:10:57 <Arloest> Octan 21:11:04 <Evil_Guest> give me some! 21:11:17 * Arloest gives evil guest some! 21:11:27 <The_Not_THAT_Evil_Dictator> There goes the Thnikkaman!!! 21:11:45 <Shai-Hulud> One of my schools had a guillotine in a back closet. I'm not sure if it was sharp, but it was there. And it looked like it operated. 21:11:56 <Evil_Guest> ok, now for real! 21:12:47 <Arloest> Hmm 21:12:51 <Arloest> whats my next evil move.... 21:13:09 * Arloest slaps The_Not_THAT_Evil_Dictator around a bit with a large trout 21:13:35 <Evil_Guest> giving the evil guest some OPS 21:13:35 <Evil_Guest> that woulkd be truely evil 21:13:51 * Arloest sets mode: +o Evil_Guest 21:13:56 * Arloest sets mode: -o Evil_Guest 21:14:01 <Arloest> muahahaha! 21:14:05 * Shai-Hulud claps 21:14:12 <Zaaphod> easy come, easy go 21:14:22 <Evil_Guest> aww 21:14:27 <johndoe0028> little high, little low 21:14:27 <Shai-Hulud> Mind you, it's hard to clap when you're a giant worm . . . 21:14:29 <Evil_Guest> little high, little low 21:14:35 <Evil_Guest> any way the wind blows 21:14:36 <Zaaphod> heh, true that 21:15:01 * Arloest sets mode: +o likeafox_art 21:15:12 <Evil_Guest> gotta gangstafy it 21:15:12 <Evil_Guest> Tru Dat. yo, 21:15:12 <likeafox_art> IM ALIVE!!!! 21:15:14 <likeafox_art> *dances* 21:15:15 <Arloest> I summoned Jason! 21:15:17 <Zaaphod> :D 21:15:18 <Arloest> Now thats TRULY evil 21:15:20 <Zaaphod> hehe 21:15:23 <The_Not_THAT_Evil_Dictator> no you're not 21:15:25 <Arloest> I win :) 21:15:28 <likeafox_art> Muahahaha 21:15:28 * The_Not_THAT_Evil_Dictator kills likeafox 21:15:33 <Shai-Hulud> Necromancy! 21:15:45 <likeafox_art> I'm undead now? 21:15:49 <Arloest> yep. 21:15:50 <likeafox_art> News to me. 21:15:51 <Evil_Guest> hmm . . . 21:15:54 <Evil_Guest> I need ops 21:15:54 <Zaaphod> evidently 21:16:09 <Arloest> fine 21:16:12 <johndoe0028> GASP (21:17:09) Evil_Guest: I need ops 21:16:12 <johndoe0028> (21:17:10) Zaaphod: evidently 21:16:20 * Arloest sets mode: +o Evil_Guest 21:16:22 * Arloest sets mode: -o Evil_Guest 21:16:26 <Zaaphod> there 21:16:36 <Evil_Guest> ok 21:16:36 <Arloest> >:D 21:16:40 <Evil_Guest> but I need it for about 5 minutes 21:16:51 <Arloest&);gt; ok 21:16:57 <Zaaphod> join an empty channel and you'll have it 21:17:03 <Evil_Guest> yeah 21:17:05 <likeafox_art> You may get 5 minutes collectively. 21:17:05 * Arloest sets mode: +o Evil_Guest 21:17:08 <Arloest> 5 minutes pass 21:17:11 * Arloest sets mode: -o Evil_Guest 21:17:11 <Evil_Guest> but that would be pointless 21:17:25 * Shai-Hulud bites Evil_Guest's leg off. 21:17:46 <Arloest> >:DDDD 21:17:50 * Evil_Guest beat the S### out of whoever bit my leg 21:17:57 <Evil_Guest> the H### you thinking? 21:18:02 <Arloest> Watch your f###ing mouth 21:18:07 <Zaaphod> hehe 21:18:09 <Shai-Hulud> Want me to bite the other one off? 21:18:12 <johndoe0028> ... 21:18:16 <Evil_Guest> YES F###ING MA"AM 21:18:20 <Evil_Guest> heh heh 21:18:20 <Arloest> OK F###ING SIR 21:18:21 <Arloest> >:@ 21:18:23 <Evil_Guest> HEH heh 21:18:28 <Evil_Guest> F###ING F### 21:18:42 <Arloest> Dying swans 21:18:45 <likeafox_art> I don't appreciate that language. 21:18:45 <Arloest> twisted wings 21:18:48 <likeafox_art> It should be WHOMever >:(</td></tr></table>  And on it went. Mostly Evil_Guest keeps asking for ops and keeps not getting it. And then I left. But I got to be an op for a short time and drive everybody crazy with my gone-mad-with-power schtick. Fun.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:39 pm

I feel like logging on that now <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:30 am

Decided to make up for lost time, eh? I'll never get the hang of chatrooms. They require concentration, and I barely got my driver's license on the third try.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:36 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Octan @ Nov 13 2005, 01:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> And on it went. Mostly Evil_Guest keeps asking for ops and keeps not getting it. And then I left. But I got to be an op for a short time and drive everybody crazy with my gone-mad-with-power schtick. Fun. </td></tr></table>  You forgot about the part when I forced you to leave #definecynical and join the SECRET room so you didn't have absolute power anymore. >:D Man, last night was crazy. I actually got in trouble with my mom for being caught on the net at 3am. So I lost my internet privileges for today (so I guess I shouldn't be posting now, should I?)

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:48 am

I wasn't sure you wanted me to mention it. Since it's, you know, a secret. But yeah, that rocked even more. I feel like doing a comic book of it or something -- like VG Cats but with chat instead of video games. And for the record, you didn't force me to, you tricked me! Darn you. Darn you to heck. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:51 am

Wow, that would like, so totally rock if you did :D! A comic book about my babby... <3

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:19 am

This is getting out of hand, but I had to share this. From another chatroom, obviously:  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <Zan> its was oddly warm today <Zan> so we were all working outside <Zan> even mowing outr unruely yard <Zan> *our *** SnowLeopard has quit (Quit: User pushed the X - because it's Xtra, babby) <Zan> sheesh, it was really moving fast a little while ago *** Lobar|brb is now known as Lobar <Octan> yeah it's been unusually warm this fall <Lobar> 30 minutes to pizza ^^ *Jez_Anthro pounces Zan <Zan> wb <Lobar> warm here too <Ante> yay, pizza <Lobar> mid-november and it's still above freezing AT NIGHT <Octan> GLOBAL WARMING! WE ALL GONE DIE!!! <Ante> Weird, huh? <Jez_Anthro> it's always like that down here <Octan> ;D <Kardrack> Snowing here. *Lobar nodnods <Ante> thank you, republicans! :D <Jez_Anthro> sorry *** Artem|Food is now known as Artem *** Zan has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Lobar> global warming is a myth and no natural disasters have ever occured from it <Domafox> wb Artem <Ethethlay> WB Artem. <Lobar> all natural disasters are the result of homosexuality and secularism *firewolf pets lobar <Kaos|Food> I like Typhoons.. <Lobar> like Katrina <Jez_Anthro> I thought katrina was coused by jazz ***Octan is now known as Pat_Robertson <Lobar> that too <DJ-Miles> i need a coffee i really need to calm down on how much of this stuff i drink <Pat_Robertson> No, it's the president of France! We should send someone over to go assassinate him! <Artem> That, and it effects your grammar and pronunciation badly, Milies. *** Lobar is now known as New_Orleans <New_Orleans> Woot! Jazz and gay people! *** New_Orleans has quit (Excess Flood) <Pat_Robertson> @Artem: [A]ffects *** Jez_Anthro is now known as Katrina *** Katrina is now known as Jez_Anthro <Jez_Anthro> nevermind *** Lobar has joined #furtopia *** Pat_Robertson is now known as Octan <Lobar> meep :P <Octan> Lobar that was hilarious! <Ante> that's horrible <Lobar> oh come on :( <Kaos|Food> But still funny.. <Jez_Anthro> It made me laugh <Ante> I'm kidding <Ante> I love you :D </td></tr></table>

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:42 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (#definecynical @ Nov 03 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (22:21:37) Youngman: I always wondered if you could deliver hotdogs through a tube system in those. (22:21:52) Youngman: Think about it. (22:21:57) Youngman: Really hard. (22:22:04) Youngman: It would probably work.</td></tr></table>  <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:51 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (#definecynical @ 16 Nov 2005, 8:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (20:45:43) Holyman83 left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 128 seconds). (20:45:48) Holyman81 is now known as Holyman83 (20:45:49) RKNiner: | . | (20:46:03) Tavis: haa that's so bad... (20:46:11) RKNiner: What is? (20:46:11) Holyman83: _____ (20:46:11) Holyman83: . (20:46:12) Holyman83: ______ (20:46:19) Holyman83: Pong (20:46:23) Swat: bleep | ' | (20:46:48) Holyman83: bleep | ' | (20:47:02) Tavis: bloop .| | >.< (20:47:10) Holyman83: bleep | '| (20:47:15) RKNiner: | ' . | Multidot! (20:47:21) Tavis: o.o (20:47:35) Holyman83: bleep | ' , ' | EEEPP (20:47:56) RKNiner: | '.' | You know, it almost looks like a face (20:47:57) Swat: ^o_o^ (20:48:17) Holyman83: B ) (20:48:28) Swat: OH NOOO! An alien! (20:48:36) RKNiner: bleep |; ' | (20:48:47) Tavis: haha (20:49:31) Holyman83: Bloop | . | '. (20:49:31) Holyman83: arrg (20:49:31) Holyman83: not agian</td></tr></table>  <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

Loeln · Postby **Loeln** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:56 am

Not anything that happened in #DefineCynical, with no offense intended to anyone-

* Azarius|Coding is now known as Erik_the_Soccer_Mom
* Lenoa is now known as Mom_on_the_opposing_team
<Erik_the_Soccer_Mom> catfight!
<Mom_on_the_opposing_team>
* Mindrin is now known as Confused_soccer_player
* Mom_on_the_opposing_team is now known as I_drive_a_Minivan
<Confused_soccer_player> I call shot gun!
<I_drive_a_Minivan> Like hell you do.
<I_drive_a_Minivan> Get the hell in the back with the rest of the equipment. Infact, stuff yourself in the bag.
<Confused_soccer_player>
<Erik_the_Soccer_Mom> Hahaha
<Confused_soccer_player> but the game hasnt begun yet
<I_drive_a_Minivan> This is your punishment for not making 5 goals last week!
* Confused_soccer_player shoots for the goal and misses, then falls to her knees and starts crying that she doesnt want to be beaten again
Confused_soccer_player is now known as Angry_Ref
<Angry_Ref> im sorry but your child is disqualified
<Angry_Ref> from life
* Vredick is now known as Crazy_Dad
<Crazy_Dad> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ARE YOU BLIND?! THIS IS A [filtered]ING JOKE!
<Angry_Ref> YOU THINK YOU COULD DO MY JOB? DO YOU [filtered]ING THINK YOU COULD DO IT?
* Angry_Ref laughs evily as childen cry
<Erik_the_Soccer_Mom> po see bley
<Crazy_Dad> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO DISQUALIFY MY SON?
<Angry_Ref> The ref
* Crazy_Dad beats up Angry_Ref
<Crazy_Dad> [filtered] YOU! [filtered] YOU! THIS IS MY SON'S LIFE!
* Angry_Ref has a gun!
* I_drive_a_Minivan drives up onto the field
* Angry_Ref jumps into the van!
* Faunadestia is now known as Riot_Police
<Angry_Ref> Quick lets get away!
* I_drive_a_Minivan runs over those in the path of the van!
* Crazy_Dad tries to punch through the window
* Riot_Police pulls up to the arena, sirens blaring.
* Swinky is now known as God_
<Angry_Ref> he cant get us if we are in mexico!
* Crazy_Dad jumps on the roof of the minivan!
* Riot_Police tear-gasses the crowds.
* I_drive_a_Minivan swerves
* God_ smites all who play soccer.
* Crazy_Dad hangs on.
* I_drive_a_Minivan rolls over many times. Like a jeep.
* God_ double smites the parents.
* Angry_Ref shoots out the window at angry dad
* Crazy_Dad kicks God_ in the balls.
* God_ condemns all soccer moms, forcing them to get jobs.
<I_drive_a_Minivan> haha
* Riot_Police open fire on innocent children, with automatic weapons
* Loeln is now known as FootballCoach
* God_ cries.
<FootballCoach> What are you doing playing Soccer!?!
<FootballCoach> What kind of wussy sport is that?!
* Riot_Police Snipers take out the coach.
* Crazy_Dad is now known as Cheerleader
<FootballCoach> You should be playing good ole, honest ta gad FOOTBALL!
<FootballCoach> LIKE AN AMERICAN!
<Cheerleader> Like, go team!
<Cheerleader> Gimme an T!
<Cheerleader> Gimme an E!
<Cheerleader> Gimme an E!
<Cheerleader> Gimme an M?!
<Cheerleader> WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
<Cheerleader> SOMETHING!
<Cheerleader> Teehee.
<Riot_Police> Um, meat!
*Swinky is now known as School_Slut
<FootballCoach> Only communists play soccer, down in that Cuba place!
* I_drive_a_Minivan is now known as Football_team
* School_Slut gives STDs to the FootballCoach
* Angry_Ref is now known as Comrad_Mindrin
* Cheerleader makes out with the School_Slut
<Comrad_Mindrin> who wants to disco!
* Riot_Police is now known as School_Jock
* School_Slut messes with Cheerleader's ....
<FootballCoach> Fruitin' commies, don't know how to play a good sport, blowing people up and rioting...
<Cheerleader> Discos so dead, like, dead.
<Comrad_Mindrin> SILENCE
<Football_team> O_O;
<Cheerleader> teehee
<Comrad_Mindrin> DISCO WILL NEVER DIE EVER
<School_Jock> Heya, cheerleader, wanna um, like make out?
* School_Slut is now known as Rabid_Dog
* Cheerleader giggles.
<Cheerleader> Everyone knows you're not straight, School-Jock.
<School_Jock> Blast it! I try to hide it so well.
* Rabid_Dog gives rabies to everyone.
* Comrad_Mindrin is now known as School_Principal
<School_Principal> What's is going on here?
* FootballCoach is now known as DanceDJ
<School_Jock> Um nothing sir.
* DanceDJ puts on some Paul McCartney*
<Cheerleader> Oh, hi, Mr. Prinicpal.
<DanceDJ> Air guitar!
* DanceDJ rocks out*
* Cheerleader is now known as Troubled_Youth
<School_Principal> THIS WAS NOT APPROVED! IT MUST BE SUMBMITED TO ME IN WRITING
<Llweylynn> "So what's the last Ordeal? 'Cause if it's liking each other, we're boned."
<Troubled_Youth> Screw you, Princiballs.
* School_Jock is now known as Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> HAHAHAHA
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> YOU LAUGHED AT ME!
<DanceDJ> Woah! Back up the Bus!
<DanceDJ> I'm... gonna....
<DanceDJ> Be hiding...
*Troubled_Youth is now known as Vredick
<Vredick> Okay, that was a total trip into my troubled subconcious.
<School_Principal> Thats it, all your parents will be reciving letters instructing your parents to love you less
* Llweylynn is now known as Emo_Goth_Girl
<Emo_Goth_Girl> Psh, whatever. That is so hypocritical of you.
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> Heya girl, that emo goth makeup looks great on you, almost covers your acne, wanna go to a rave?
<Emo_Goth_Girl> Only if we can write bad poetry and cut ourselves afterwards.
<DanceDJ> ...
* DanceDJ is now known as GuidanceCounselor
<GuidanceCounselor> Cheer up, Emo Kid!
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> Ok, but you know, Im gonna kill everyone tomorrow, so dont get all attached and emo.
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> ok?
<Emo_Goth_Girl> BUT I LOVE YOU!
<GuidanceCounselor> Are you protected?
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> LOOK, IM GONNA MOVE OUT OF MY MOMS HOUSE SOON, OK? DONT PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME!
<GuidanceCounselor> You know what happens when a guy likes a girl, and that girl likes that guy...
<GuidanceCounselor> You crazy kids. Go have fun.
<Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun> Hahaha
* Emo_Goth_Kid_With_a_Gun is now known as The_Bully
<GuidanceCounselor> Aw... we're you abused as a kid? Are you abused? Do you vent your anger as a cry for help?
<Emo_Goth_Girl> What about the one crying about how hard life is because his Mom made him do the dishes?
* Emo_Goth_Girl is now known as Llweylynn
<GuidanceCounselor> Have you ever been inside a turkish prison?
<Comrad_Mindrin> o.o;
<The_Bully> A lightbulb, your life so fragile, as you shine for all to see, do you cry? Lightbulb? Do you burn in the scars, and blood that my knife brings to my wrist? A lightbulb dies today.
<GuidanceCounselor> Did you ever walk through the jungle, jumping at every shadow you see, expecting your next step to be your last as you feel Charlie watching you from all sides...
<GuidanceCounselor> and have to watch your battalion die all around you because some commander wanted his @*$in' promotion!?!
<MrSaturn> You people are seriously weirding me out.
* Comrad_Mindrin is now known as MrsSaturn
<MrsSaturn> O.O;
<The_Bully> I WAS IN NAM!
<MrsSaturn> so was I
<MrsSaturn> it was a crappy vaction spot
<GuidanceCounselor> I did!
<GuidanceCounselor> I remember it!
<GuidanceCounselor> I remember everything!
<The_Bully> Here, mr counselor, lets have a beer
<The_Bully> to forget your underlying problems
* MrsSaturn is now known as Mindrin
<GuidanceCounselor> I remember every single thing as if it happened only yesterday... oh gawd.. oh... gawd...
* GuidanceCounselor sobs*
* The_Bully beats up the goth girl.
* Mindrin hangs a disco light up
<Lenoa>
<Mindrin> Disco!
* The_Bully kicks Mindrin's ass behind the gym.
<Mindrin> um
<Mindrin> What Gym?
<Mindrin> We are at the disco
<Mindrin>
<GuidanceCounselor> Ya dumb kid, quit whining and fight back.
* The_Bully holds up a peice of paper, titled. "The Gym"
<Mindrin> omg I had an idea!
<saytheb> No
<Mindrin> ROLLER DISCO
<GuidanceCounselor> You expect me to care about every single problem in ya life...
<GuidanceCounselor> "Oh he hit me" "She laughs at me" "He watched me in the locker-room"
<GuidanceCounselor> Like I bloody care!
<Llweylynn> "Put out or you'll lose him forever. Gawd, can I get somebody with a real question in here!?"
<GuidanceCounselor> I'll be in my office, don't disturb me unless it's time to die.
* Swinky disturbs
* Swinky dies.
* Swinky haunts GuidanceCounselor forever.
* Mindrin is now known as Cult_Leader
<Cult_Leader> Who wants kool-aid?
* Fisdantiliouis is now known as Mindless_Cult_Member
<Mindless_Cult_Member> Me me!
* Cult_Leader hands a cup and a white robe
* Swinky travels through time.
* GuidanceCounselor is now known as Jeebus
<Mindless_Cult_Member> Oh great jebidiyah. tell us again of the comet that comes to take our souls to denver collorado?
<Cult_Leader> yes yes
<Cult_Leader> in the tail of the commit there is a alien space ship
<Swinky> The comet, he was, well, green, and sparked interest into the eyes of many.
<Jeebus> I shall lead you to salvation
<Swinky> and now he died
<Swinky> and the dog ate him.
<Jeebus> and pie.
<Jeebus> Cream pie.
<Jeebus> With Ice cream!
<Cult_Leader> and this will take out souls once we rid our bodies and go to denver
<Swinky> and the dog became rabid
<Swinky> and radiated
<Swinky> and floated up to the heavens
<Swinky> and vanquished God.
* Cult_Leader is now known as RollerDiscoJesus
<Swinky> but God retaliated
<Swinky> and killed the INTERNET
* RollerDiscoJesus gets down
*Jeebus is now known as DiscoJesus[/b]
<DiscoJesus> Woah woah woah, cool it you disco duck!
<RollerDiscoJesus> I am stronger then you discojesus!
<DiscoJesus> You underestimate my power!
[/b]* DiscoJesus magically transforms to... FunkyJesus![/b]
* DiscoJesus is now known as FunkyJesus
*RollerDiscoJesus does a flip at disco jesus and gets her legs cut off
<RollerDiscoJesus> ow
<RollerDiscoJesus> good thing I am jesus
<FunkyJesus> You were the choosen one!
<FunkyJesus> Now we'll have to go ask that Muhammad kid to bring the word!
* RollerDiscoJesus is now known as DarthJesus
* Mindless_Cult_Member is now known as CthonicJesus
* FunkyJesus is now known as ObiChristKenobi
<CthonicJesus> HAHAHA
* DarthJesus takes out her sanzy sin saber
<Swinky> "her" sin saber
<Swinky> riiiiight
<DarthJesus> prepare to die!
<ObiChristKenobi> I sense anger.
<DarthJesus> um
<DarthJesus> thats kinda why I said prepare to die
<ObiChristKenobi> come back to the light!
* DarthJesus cuts obichrist in halve
* ObiChristKenobi wields the Cross Saber
* ObiChristKenobi blocks
<DarthJesus> aw
<DarthJesus> well what's that over there?
<ObiChristKenobi> Anger leads to, well, anger,
<ObiChristKenobi> and then... darkness.
* DarthJesus runs away!
* DarthJesus is now known as Lolen
* ObiChristKenobi force jumps*
<ObiChristKenobi> The power of me compels me to slay you!
<Lolen> haha
<Lolen> you cant slay yourself
<CthonicJesus> Shut up
<ObiChristKenobi> Admittedly... the dark side of myself is still part of myself...
<ObiChristKenobi> we must... reunite...
<ObiChristKenobi> So give me a hug!

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