What Would You Do If...

[Tom Flapwell]

Like her anyway (assuming a her). So am I.<br><br>WWYDI you discovered the real Santa Claus?

[Gizensha]

Ask if he really is the doctor.<br><br>What would you do if you suddenly wound up with a sentient tail?

[Bocaj Claw]

Get into all kinds of wacky and crazy hijinks! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>What would you do if the ghost of George Washington showed up at your door asking to borrow a cup of sugar?

[Tom Flapwell]

Give him the sugar, no questions asked. I wouldn't miss it terribly, and I'd rather not upset a ghost, especially that of a respectable president.<br><br>WWYDI you discovered another personality in your body (think <i>The Three Faces of Eve</i>)?

[Bocaj Claw]

Have an intelligent conversation with myself for once.<br><br>What would you do if an alien broke into your house and tried to eat all the "Reese's Pieces"?

[Richard K Niner]

Offer it the M&Ms instead.<br><br>What would you do if, after proving the nonexistence of God, you also managed to prove that black is white?

[Gizensha]

Fall into the chromatic vortex caused by the parradox.<br><br>What would you do if you lost every pair of footware you owned?

[Tai]

Duct-tape my feet whenever the need arose.<br><br>What would you do if you had to admit a big mistake that you caused to your assumptions?

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-taikamiya+Jun 24 2005, 07:12 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (taikamiya @ Jun 24 2005, 07:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Duct-tape my feet whenever the need arose.<br><br>What would you do if you had to admit a big mistake that you caused to your assumptions? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Hey, the US president can get around it, and he hasn't fired a nueron in 10 years. All you need is a good distraction for the media.<br><br>WWYDI if you the proved that if black was white, light didn't exist, and thus God might actually exist, but you can't prove that either light or God exists, as neither leaves true physical evidence, and thus you defeated the idea that science can describe anything in it's current state by proving something can't be disproven no matter how hard you try, yet still cannot have significant factual evidenct to suggest a hypothesis favoiring it.

[Tom Flapwell]

Collapse.<br><br>WWYDI your school made pants optional, as in O&M?

[Gizensha]

Seriously consider going without. Pants are kinda meh.<br><br>What would you do if your tongue went to sleep.

[Bocaj Claw]

Wonder briefly, why it was numb. And they try eating stuff I wouldn't normally.<br><br>What would you do if your voice became a monotone?

[Richard K Niner]

Recite vogon poetry so I can see what happens first: do I fall asleep, or does my brain implode. Similarly, what happens to everybody within earshot?<br><br>What would you do if you were no longer able to <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->?

[Tai]

Stay well away from gnomes with bubblewands.<br><br>What would you do if you found yourself naked in a park a mile from anyone you know?

[VisibilityMissing]

What, that hasn't happened to you?<br><br>What would you do if asked to write a speech for W?