Running sotry.

[Foxchild]

and seeing as how all of the people in the school were lemmings, they all followed.

[Tavis]

Meanwhile, floating on a cloud of all the flies (which must be a huge cloud considering how many flies exist), Christina resuscitates Ike exclaiming, "Oh no, you aren't escaping my diabolical plan <b>THAT</b> easily!"

[Zaaphod]

Taking pity on Ike, the flies bore him away to a place of safety; or so they thought; nowhere can be truly safe from the evil of Christina (at least nowhere anyone would ever go).

[Tavis]

Once placed in the undisclosed place of safety, Ike was surprised to find the Thingy, an object highly coveted by all who know of it.

[penguinita]

ike and hte thingy and several of the flies play candyland.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

And a few chickens come to join in.

[Foxchild]

but half of those poor unfortunate, and unworthy chickens who looked upon the thingy were instantly fried, with all of the greasy goodness.

[Tavis]

Then the other half of the chickens ran away because, well, they were chicken.

[Zaaphod]

In some strange place somewhere in the world ridiculous things were occuring.

[Tavis]

One such ridiculous thing involved noodles and something neither Calvin's parents, the teachers, faculty nor any other witnessed have never dared to utter aloud.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

And they sent turtle shaped tigers to investigate the death of the chickens.

[penguinita]

but the turtle shaped tigers got eaten by dragonflys

[Zaaphod]

And then the dragonflies flew around breathing fire on fields of clover.

[Tavis]

One of the dragonflies cheerfully sings, "I'm flaming over, a three-leaf clover, that I over-flamed be-three," just before another dragonfly pyromaniacally put it out of its misery.

[Zaaphod]

Suddenly, Duck Dodgers arrives in his spaceship and kidnaps (or maybe flynaps) all the dragonflies.