What Would You Do If...

[Gizensha]

Beat them at a sci-fi trvia contest.<br><br>What would you do if a crew-cutted mancunian in a leather jacket offered to take you round the universe in a small blue box that could time travel?

[Bocaj Claw]

Get my prescription checked.<br><br>What would you do if you were stranded on an island with a group of annoying reality tv people?

[Richard K Niner]

Swim for my life!<br><br>What would you do if your legs drifted off into the sunset with your left arm?

[Gizensha]

Figure out how to use the oddest keyboard I've ever seen (which is designed to be used by one hand, while allowing for touchtyping and is somewhat ergonomic)<br><br>What would you do if a cerebal computer interface device from a company called Cyberax was delivered to you?

[Bocaj Claw]

I'd welcome myself to the Matrix, Mister Anderson.<br><br>What would you do if giant emoticons invaded the planet?

[Richard K Niner]

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[Gizensha]

Remind myself that I'm nothing and hope it worked.<br><br>What would you do if you grew a tail?

[Richard K Niner]

Practice manipulating it to improve my tail-eye coordination. And add tailholes to all my pants so I could wear them.<br><br>What would you do if you caught a virus from Fort Wyvern?

[Tom Flapwell]

Go to the Kraken Hospital.<br><br>WWYDI a million monkeys wanted to show you their new script for <i>Hamlet</i>?

[Richard K Niner]

Wonder where the remaining infinite monkeys disappeared to.<br><br>What would you if you managed to dislodge your common sense from your brain?

[Gizensha]

Become a lot less equipped for everyday life and probably a lot more intelligent simultainiously<br><br>What would you do if a gas mask grew out of your face?

[Bocaj Claw]

Bite the bullet and become some creepy mutant government super soldier.<br><br>What would you do if you were playing a game of "What would you do if?"?

[Gizensha]

Start struggling to come up with questions eventually.<br><br>What would you do if you were sucked into a nearby painting?

[Tavis]

I'd wish I could paint better.<br><br>What would you do if piles of candy suddenly poured into your room?

[Gizensha]

Eat my way to anything I needed to get to. Followed by the worlds biggest sugar rush.<br><br>What would you do if a tv station commissioned two seasons of a program you loved before season 1 finished transmitting?