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Postby GhostWay » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:00 pm

No, no no.<br><br>Keep trying. I don't want to have to label this the ROD.
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Postby Ozymandias » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:05 pm

He wanted to try and swith the raw meat from the bag with cooked meat in to another empty bag but couldn't be arsed to turn around and lift it <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->?
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Postby GhostWay » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:08 pm

No.<br><br>It has something to do with the road.
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Postby Ozymandias » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:12 pm

It has something to do with groceries, the road and a guy intentionally wrecking his suspension on a speed bump.<br><br>This towel-throwing arm's starting to twitch....
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Postby Dr. Doog » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:11 am

I'm sorry, Ghosty.<br><br><br>...was one of the groceries Feces?
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Postby GhostWay » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:49 am

No, DooG. No fecal matter at all.
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:00 pm

there was an animal in the road and he wanted to eat it?
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>
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Postby GhostWay » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:05 am

Nope.<br><br>Hmm.<br><br>I know officially label this the ROD:<b><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'><br>RIDDLE<br>OF<br>DOOM!!!</span></span></b>
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Postby Ruedii-X » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:46 am

Need a new riddle . . .
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Postby GhostWay » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:41 pm

No you don't. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Dr. Doog » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:58 pm

i have one! what is black and white and red all over?
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:00 am

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Feb 8 2005, 04:58 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Feb 8 2005, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> i have one! what is black and white and red all over? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> A zebra, after an encounter with me.
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Postby Arloest » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:48 am

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Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:54 am

A little overexcited aren't we.<br><br>Anyways, how 'bout this.<br><br>A zebra with a sunburn. Duh.
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Postby GhostWay » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:56 am

No, you fool. It's a newspaper. Granted, that really only works when it's a verbal riddle.
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