Wal-Mart Pranks

Ozy · Postby **Ozy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:30 am

Do the worm and yell, "Help me, the loud music has severly severed my spinal cord." But, if anyone doesnt believe you, turn around and walk away.

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:51 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (coolsteve64 @ Dec 30 2004, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Go into their bathroom, select one of the 'stand up toilets'. You know, the ones you can only pee in. Lock the door to the bathroom if you wish, then Take a Dump in the stand up toilet. The next person to walk into the bathroom will see a huge turd in the stand up toilet. Thats not gonna go away no matter how many times they flush. I've seriousely considered doing that sometime. Not necesarily in a Wal Mart.  </td></tr></table>  That's better to do at school. I remember in 2nd grade, some really messed up kid would just sit in the pissers. It was so funny.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Kidding. But seriously, what if you get caught?</td></tr></table>  Getting caught is half the fun. I forgot to mention earlier, another prank I pulled while over the holidays. I got a Santa suit, put an empty whiskey bottle in a paper bag, and headed to my local Wal-Mart. I then proceeded inside and walked around for several hours. It was awesome.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:39 am

Pretened you've dropped or lost something and search for it for hours, being as big a pain as you can to others.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:50 pm

Isn't that pretty much the meaning of life there, Jacob?

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:55 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Oni Lukos @ Dec 30 2004, 10:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> These are GOLD. Too bad I never go to Wal-Marts =P  </td></tr></table>  all the more reason, it doesn't matter if you're banned!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:28 pm

Okay this is a prank my friend thought up: Get four sheep and label them 1, 2, 3, 5 and set them all loose in a really big store, then when they're trying to catch them all they'll be like "Where's number 4? He's gotta be here somewhere!"

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:52 pm

50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart: 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!" 20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always right!" 21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples) 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies." 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: Marco Polo. 43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's. 45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels. 46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again." 49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. *BONUS* 1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without getting kicked out. 2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Ozy · Postby **Ozy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 8:40 pm

Cover your entire body with duct tape and go to the videogames section of walmart and play a few games, lose at it and yell "YAY!!!! I LOSE!!!!!!" (As loud as you can, try making gestures and weird noises.)

Ozy · Postby **Ozy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 8:42 pm

And.. didnt you post that at the first page?

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 8:47 pm

some are repeats of whats on the first page, some are new...(like X-Men vs GI Joe...)

Ozy · Postby **Ozy** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:36 am

Hmm.. go to the beer section in super walmart with some strong tape and mix up boxes of beer..

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:02 am

I like number 7, Tailsthefox.

Ozy · Postby **Ozy** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:44 pm

There is no typewriters at walmart.. none that ive seen anyways.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:35 pm

Leave a trail of lemonaide/whatever you see best fit leading to the bathroom.

Ozy · Postby **Ozy** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:54 pm

Go to the women's clothes sections and either play a hind'n go seek game being as loud as you possibly can or pul all the clothes off the racks and put them in the mens clothes department.

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