Wal-Mart Pranks

[Ozymandias]

<!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Dec 22 2004, 04:09 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Dec 22 2004, 04:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> or young<br><br>I bet you could get a ten year old to do it easy with money.<br><br>might want to make sure his/her parents are not in the area thou. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I was reading the thread from the bottom up.<br><br>And that was completely out of context, but...scared me.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

<!--QuoteBegin-Rod Beauvex / Marble Didymus+Dec 22 2004, 11:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Rod Beauvex / Marble Didymus @ Dec 22 2004, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Which is why you have it in your avatar? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Nah nah, naked animals I can stand, it's the veiny pink furless human physique that kinda grosses me out.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Dec 22 2004, 07:41 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 22 2004, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rod Beauvex / Marble Didymus+Dec 22 2004, 11:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Rod Beauvex / Marble Didymus @ Dec 22 2004, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Which is why you have it in your avatar? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Nah nah, naked animals I can stand, it's the veiny pink furless human physique that kinda grosses me out. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> No comment . . .

[Steve the Pocket]

[un-VACATIONIZE!]<br><br>I could swear I read those somewhere else before. Especially the M&M's. Maybe some of them appeared in the "funny top five" that my local radio station has in the morning.<br><br>Anyway, you've given me some interesting ideas. Next time I'm at Best Buy or whatever, I'm gonna set all the display computers, Palm Pilots, and graphing calculators to say "www.ozyandmillie.org" -- maybe it'll get a reaction!<br><br>Here's another thing to do: scratch the bar codes off embarrassing items like zit cream, so everybody who tries to buy them has to have a call for a price check announced throughout the store. I remember Jason pulled that on Peter in "Fox Trot" once.<br><br>[VACATIONIZE!]

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Dec 27 2004, 11:58 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Dec 27 2004, 11:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [un-VACATIONIZE!]<br><br>I could swear I read those somewhere else before. Especially the M&M's. Maybe some of them appeared in the "funny top five" that my local radio station has in the morning.<br><br>Anyway, you've given me some interesting ideas. Next time I'm at Best Buy or whatever, I'm gonna set all the display computers, Palm Pilots, and graphing calculators to say "www.ozyandmillie.org" -- maybe it'll get a reaction!<br><br>Here's another thing to do: scratch the bar codes off embarrassing items like zit cream, so everybody who tries to buy them has to have a call for a price check announced throughout the store. I remember Jason pulled that on Peter in "Fox Trot" once.<br><br>[VACATIONIZE!] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You might want to do an "I wrote this" strip instead, it will get more of a reaction.

[Amaroq]

That bar code thing sounds very funny and interests me very much. Where can I get software that can be used to print bar codes? I remember once when I was in elementary school, I was screwing with one of the macintosh computers in the mac lab while in a word processor, and somehow I got the font barcode. I could then type stuff in barcodes. Ever since that one time, I could never find any kind of barcode font on any computer. Who knows where I can get software or a font that allows me to type in barcode?

[Ozymandias]

<!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Dec 27 2004, 04:58 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Dec 27 2004, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I'm gonna set all the display computers, Palm Pilots, and graphing calculators to say "www.ozyandmillie.org" -- maybe it'll get a reaction. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I do that every time I see a dirty car/van.

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Dec 27 2004, 05:06 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Dec 27 2004, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Dec 27 2004, 04:58 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Dec 27 2004, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I'm gonna set all the display computers, Palm Pilots, and graphing calculators to say "www.ozyandmillie.org" -- maybe it'll get a reaction. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I do that every time I see a dirty car/van. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Someone wrote "Wash Me" a couple winters ago on my car, back when I had my old Honda Accord. I had gotten a very expensive high-grade paint job on it, and to protect it from the harsh winter chemicals, I covered it with mud. Sounds strange, I know, but it works. HOWEVER, some prick kid wrote on it, and because of fingernails or something, it was ETCHED into the paint. I proceeded to sue the kid's family for $3000 to cover a new paint job and legal expenses.<br><br>Oh, I later sued someone AND got him arrested for keying the same car, $2000 restitution to repair it, plus a vandalism charge, 6 months probation, and a $2500 fine to the state.<br><br>The moral of the story: Don't write on dirty cars, you might get sued by someone like me. Also, hidden cameras in a show car are a worthwhile investment :-D

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Yeeowtch! $3000 for a lil' joke ow.

[Ozymandias]

Fair enough if it was damaged.<br><br>Anyhaw, white Transit vans covered in mud are unlikely to have expensive paint jobs, or be covered in paint for a reason. And I always have nice short fingernails <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[thedon]

I got one word for what to do in a wal-mart: Frisbee

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Dec 28 2004, 03:13 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 28 2004, 03:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yeeowtch! $3000 for a lil' joke ow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> If I'd had a better lawyer I probably could have gotten $10,000 from him for lost revenue, since the repainting made me miss a show I entered it in.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

I see, I'd be pretty pissed of too.

[ShadOtterdan]

Still sounds a little extreme, people are going to write stuff on dirty cars, it's inevitable, unless you put up a sign.

[dragonranpu]

A sign will make them do it even more. it is becuase people do not respect other peoples property. Oh I have done oit my own car or in the snow on a car but there was not a change of damage with the snow.