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[GhostWay]

<!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Nov 23 2004, 03:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Nov 23 2004, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder how the Zen party would handle politcs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> They would handle it by not handling it, of course.<br><br>...Hm. I wonder. Is Bush secretly a member of the Zen Party then?

[Miles E Traysandor]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Nov 23 2004, 03:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Nov 23 2004, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder how the Zen party would handle politcs. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>They handle everything by not handling it, of course.<br><br>...Hmm, I wonder.... Is Bush secretly a member of the Zen Party then?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Highly doubtful.<br><br>Anyway... *Tosses a Shiney thing into the thread*

[Ozymandias]

and after such a healthy breakfast, how can we not mention this stuff!

[Holyman83]

*pounces the Shiney* <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zaaphod]

I belong to the Ignorance & Apathy Party. I don't know and I don't care! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Ooh, shiney.... @_@

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Nov 23 2004, 04:45 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Nov 23 2004, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> They would handle it by not handling it, of course. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> ERR: Parse error, code ZEN04. Brain restarting in 3...2...1...<br><br>[cue Windows boot-up sound]

[GhostWay]

Now, the <i>real</i> question is what would happen if pasta and antipasto were combined. When matter and antimatter come into contact, the annihalate, resulting in a massize discharge of energy. So...<br><br>*Dumps Antipasto salad into bowl of pasta*<br><br><i><b>"YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!"</b></i><br><br><i>VEEEEEEEMMMMMPPPPP</i><br><br>Hmm. That doesn't sound good.<br><br><i>CCRRREEEEEEAAAAKK</i><br><i>FOOOOMMMPPP</i><br><br>*Bowl starts glowing, then dissapears*<br><i>WHHOOOPPPP</i><br><br>Fascinating. It appears there were 5 parts pasta for every 4 parts antipasto. Who knows what might have happened if they were equal.<br><br><i>ZZZZZHHHHEEEEENNNKKK</i><br><br>Wha?<br><br><i>WHHIRRRR-SHBOOM</i><br><br>*Bowl rematerializes with a vegetable inside.*<br><br>Well, look at that. It appears to be a rutabega. Still burning, too.

[Softpaw]

[brain locks up again] Darn, I think I need to upgrade from Brain85 to BrainXP for this forum...<br><br>[mentally hits Ctrl-Alt-Del]<br><br>[cue Windows sound again]

[Richard K Niner]

*Continues running normally*<br><br>Glad I use UNIX <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Holyman83]

<!--QuoteBegin-FelixSoftpaw+Nov 23 2004, 10:03 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Nov 23 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [brain locks up again] Darn, I think I need to upgrade from Brain85 to BrainXP for this forum...<br><br>[mentally hits Ctrl-Alt-Del]<br><br>[cue Windows sound again] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> hmmm he must be useing BrainME then.

[Miles E Traysandor]

Hehehe, I've been using my own patented version of Brain Operating System since the start of 2000, entitled Problem Solver 2000 or PS2K. Still works well, much better than the older version of it, which crashed like every other day (but then again, I was in school, and that kinda stuff happens)....

[Richard K Niner]

I don't bother making my own OS - Kernels give me nightmares.<br><br><!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <span style='font-size:1pt;line-height:100%'>Dangling pointers. Noooooooooooooooo....</span>

[Tavis]

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Nov 24 2004, 12:10 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Nov 24 2004, 12:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I don't bother making my own OS - Kernels give me nightmares.<br><br><!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <span style='font-size:1pt;line-height:100%'>Dangling pointers. Noooooooooooooooo....</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> *tweet* Illegal function call! Um.. this wit resides out of memory.

[Softpaw]

Grr, damn micro-font, my image processors don't have that kind of resolution!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Hrmm... how spastastic.