The Thingy

Sky · Postby **Sky** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:21 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias @ Jul 10 2004, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *gets out, grabs thingy and runs like Forest Gump*  </td></tr></table>  *I brush the dust off myself after the crash. I figure I'll just walk off any serious injures. Strangely, I find a small heart shaped box in the rubble that was the mall. I pick it up, its a box of chocolate! My mother always said life is like a box chocolates, you never know what your going to get. I opened it and I found the thingy.*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:54 pm

So whats this I'm running with? Oh, please, no! Not one of those discusting coconut Quality Street! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *Rock flies past my head* Ah well, it could be worse. That rock could've hit me. *A second rock flies into my head* Aw, crap.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:33 am

*catches up with Ozymandious and pick him uip and runs with him* Hey! You're nto teh Thigny. Waht good ar oyu?

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:19 am

*rubs head and slowly sits up, groaning in pain* Owww, it feels like the Voyager just landed right on my head... *looks around* oh. *sits on fountain wall and looks into water to see just how bad my head wound is* *notes the many pennys and other coins resting at the bottom of the fountain* Is it wrong to take them? *scans over all the coins and sees the thingy* What the? *remembers decoy thingy and checks pockets for it, but it is gone* *grabs thingy from water and looks it over* Wow *turns to see Sky holding the decoy* *grins* *slowly walks away, humming*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:30 am

I, sir, am a human entity and beg to be returned to whence I came. *Norse gives funny look* Just put me down, please. *Is dropped in a fountin we're passing* Hey, Money!!!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:17 pm

*stops* *sniffs* I smell the thingy. *starts folowing the sent*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:42 pm

*With norse acting like a blood hound I get out my Deerstalker hat and magnifying glass and follow foot prints*

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:57 pm

*laughs while stamping footprints in large circle about the mall* Hahaha, they'll never find me! *dashes into purfume store to throw norsenerd off the sent* *runs out to food court to get a bite to eat, thingy in tow*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 9:43 pm

*disguises self as foreign food service guy and glomps Frankenmuth so I can drag her to one of the food stands* 'Allo! Vellcom to ze food court! Vat vood joo vant ver loonch? "'Loonch?'" Ja! Loonch! Ver eetung! Vood joo vant a volafful? "Uhh..." Von thingy, pleez! "Wait, I didn-" Joo von Volafful, joo give thingy! *snatches Thingy and smothers Frankenmuth with a falaffel* Thank you, come again! *rides off in a mall security cart* A HAHAHAHA!!!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:01 pm

*gets run over by Tavis as he's laughing* owww Hey, the Thingy!!! *chases after Tavis*

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:35 am

*crawls out from under the falaffel* Ick, I don't like falaffels! *Runs into bathroom and washes up* *quickly buys a bike from near by toy store and starts after Tavis* Get back here you funny talking falaffel man!!!

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:49 pm

*Morphs into Ms. Mudd* Hehe! I will now use my newfound Awesome Lawyer Powers to take control of the Thingy! *Summons Tavis to court and gains legal posession of the Thingy after a lenghty trial*

Sky · Postby **Sky** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:04 am

*I barge into the court proceedings. "The Thingy! You cant handle the Thingy!" I then grab the thingy from the exhibit table and dash out of the courthouse.*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:15 am

*My case gets dismissed due to lack of evidence* If da thingy don't fit, you must acquit! Boo-yah! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> *I exit the courthouse with little victory signs and a book deal that becomes a bestseller "Falaffel-gate '04 - The Quest for the Thingy"* *With the money, I hire some ninja pirate cat-burglars with 1337 sky-diving skillz. They pluck the Thingy right outta the sky and drop it in my new mansion, where I apply the latest in security equipment.* Heh heh heh

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:21 pm

*As Tavis' Maid I swiope the thingy then quit* *I go to my flat in downtown San Fransisco with a matress a table and trhe thingy.*

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