The Thingy

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:22 am

Actuly there are two patches of Greenland that are green. *hires portugeese cod fishermen to take Frankenmuth2 to North America and leave me the thingy* *Takes teh thign to the Moon, Titan, of Saturn.*

Sky · Postby **Sky** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:52 am

*Scotty beams the thingy up to me. I boldly take the thingy where it has never gone before.*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:55 am

awww Shoot. I'm on Titus wihtout the thingy. What am I to do?

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:56 am

kill iyestorm?

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:05 pm

(lol Titus is a fox) <img src='http://ds.wz.cz/img/tituss.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> *gets in the Voyager and overtakes the '60s Enterprise with its cardboard sets Steals thingy and takes it into not-so-complex computer graphics environment*

Sky · Postby **Sky** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:21 pm

Does the guy in red die too?

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:25 pm

I need some help here. It's getting quite cold.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:45 pm

*throws out Fishing Rod as I pass* Any use Norse? And the guy in the red only dies if he's Security Personell #3

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:55 am

*wonders where the thingy has gone*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:33 am

*holds onto Ozymandious fishing rail whiel he pulls me in.* Where're we going with my thingy, Ozy?

Frankenmuth2 · Postby **Frankenmuth2** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:07 am

*ponders on how to get the thingy while walking around in mall* *picks on penny and tosses it into fountain and makes wish* *Thingy apears in hands* Sweet! It worked!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:21 am

[censored] Hey... Ozymandious. CAre flying me back to the Earth. *sigs Fly me back to the Earth, a rip off of Frank Senatra's fly me to the moon by Weebl.*

Sky · Postby **Sky** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:41 am

After escaping the battle of the cardboard set of the '60s Enterprise, I briefly mourned the death of "Guy in Red Security Personnel #3". I then clinged to the side of the escaping Voyager. Their I remained for months. I found I could survive by living off the nutrients of passing space dust. I eventually forced my way into the spacecraft. I made my way to the bridge were I found Ozymandious. I surveyed him and then a duel ensued. There was an epic fight featuring lasers, light sabers, and other expensive special effects. The battle was dead even, it seemed like neither could win decisively. But then the unthinkable happened...a power failure! The Voyagers computer systems crashed! Thats what happens when it runs off of mid-90s technology. The tides had turned, I had won the day! After the dust had settled I realized something was amiss. I then said allowed; "Crap, you don't have the thingy anymore do you?" *Long-story-short...I got screwed* to be continued... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' />

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:43 am

*The Voyager falls from the sky and lands directly on...Frankenmuth2!!!* *gets out, grabs thingy and runs like Forest Gump*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:27 pm

*throws a rock at Ozymandias*

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