Ways To Piss Off Texans

[Bocaj Claw]

Ways to Piss off Texans:
1. Sell the state back to Mexico
2. Forget the Alamo
3. ...?

Also:

[Arloest]

The best way to piss of a Texan is to claim that they're all jealous of the northeast's superiority.

Seriously in my experience this is the best way.

[nickspoon]

Slap them in the face and run away giggling.

[Happy Rutabegas year]

i pantsless HATE THE NORTHEAST

ALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL AND WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS

[Maggot Brain]

be black.

be jewish.

be of any non-white, non-christian based background.

be.

[Trance]

Discuss the merits of cooking with charcoal.

[Bocaj Claw]

Explain to them that, in fact, the dog will hunt.

[Arloest]

Just so you guys know the majority of Texans will be Hispanic pretty soon.

[Kumquat]

Act out this scene from SpongeBob (though you should probably slow it down a bit).

[Bocaj Claw]

So we should start coming up with some Taco Bell/Texas jokes?

[Happy Rutabegas year]

Angela are you going to become a mexican soon, or did you already become one?

[Æron]

ALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL AND WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS

I parsed this as
-ALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL.
and
-WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS.

[Caoimhin]

Just so you guys know the majority of Texans will be Hispanic pretty soon.

The majority of South Africa was and is black, didn't stop the Afrikaans... To be perfectly blunt, that means nothing. At least the Italians and the Irish in the northeast were honest about hating eachother... Of course thats all very outmoded. But it goes to show you that a state becoming predominantly anything doesn't stop the hate. However, for the sake of my own hypocrisy (and to stay on topic), I must say, yay to "Forgetting the Alamo". It was a fight for independence based on the outlaw of slavery in Mexico, something that pissed off ol' Davey Crocket rather mightily. Also I despise the word cussing... Its "swearing" you fuckin' redneck morons. Also, its not "to the beach" its "down the shore".... Although, thats strictly speaking, a Jersey vernacular... If you find this offensive click here. It'll cheer you up (I hope). Cheers .

[Arloest]

But the point is Texas will soon have widespread genuine Mexican food.

[Caoimhin]

But the point is Texas will soon have widespread genuine Mexican food.

Now that is worth it...