Have you people heard of this?

Caoimhin · Postby **Caoimhin** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:11 pm

If such a program did exist, it would analyze a person's brain, figure out their musical preferences, then completely disregard them and download 5000 songs which are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike music.
To be fair you could just give a detailed explanation as to what music is... It worked for Arthur Dent and the whole tea thing...
True. It did almost get them all killed, though...

Indirectly, not directly. You can be assured that you will die of a totally somewhat unrelated cause.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:29 pm

download 5000 songs which are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike music.

So it downloads 5000 rap songs?

datherman · Postby **datherman** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:52 pm

Listening to the second one now. I just about died at the first major tempo change. Wonder how long I'll last. Oh god now it's the Christmas Time out of tune singing. Followed by horrible horrible chords.

My precious eardrums. I shall miss thee.

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:57 pm

Listening to the second one now. I just about died at the first major tempo change. Wonder how long I'll last. Oh god now it's the Christmas Time out of tune singing. Followed by horrible horrible chords.

My precious eardrums. I shall miss thee.

Thine precious eardrums shall heal over into better ones. Like mine.

datherman · Postby **datherman** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:09 pm

Almost... through... the whole thing...

Grargh, this is horrifying.

EDIT: THANK GOD ITS OVER.

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:14 pm

You loved it.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:29 pm

Philosophy is based on a false pretense. So philosophy itself is nonsense!

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:27 am

If they really wanted THE most unwanted music all you had to do was have 15 minutes of extremely low-fi black MEHTUL recorded in some 14 year old Norwegian kid's room.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:38 am

I don't even need to hear it to be repulsed.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:41 pm

If they really wanted THE most unwanted music all you had to do was have 15 minutes of extremely low-fi black MEHTUL recorded in some 14 year old Norwegian kid's room.

Hmm. I'd enjoy that.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:42 am

I thought of the most unwanted music today when I saw a banner advertising "World Aids Day". In my head I immediately heard a little girl shout "Hey everybody! It's AIDS DAY!" And then the whole chorus started singing "Worlds AIDS day! World AIDS day! Do all your AIDS shopping... AT WALMART!"

I think I'm headed for the breakdown.

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:44 am

I lolled heartily.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:52 pm

I lolled heartily.

DITTO! Still laughing!

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