not a "forum" game.

[bad ass antelope]

It's from a "you just lost the game" list I read awhile back. The idea is, if you're not using your mouse, why keep your hand on it?

yeah... the problem is that I am using my mouse? perhaps not for the three seconds it takes me to read the post, but since every four seconds I'm scrolling down to the next post that doesn't make much sense

[Cactus Jack]

I'm on a laptop without a mouse. I'm using the nipple nub.

[Doc Sigma]

Hey, I agree, it's dumb as hell. I just thought it was a well-known... thing. Cough it up to "Doc Sigma can't make a post without quoting a meme", except this time it wasn't even a meme! I just thought it was! The rest is silence...

[nickspoon]

I'm on a laptop without a mouse. I'm using the nipple nub.

Those are absolutely awesome.

[Æron]

I enjoy their alternate name more.

[Doc Sigma]

If I ever form a cheesy glam rock band, I'm so calling it Doc Sigma and the Nipple Nubs.

[Caoimhin]

I'm on a laptop without a mouse. I'm using the nipple nub.

Those are absolutely awesome.

So you like to stroke your nipple?

[Æron]

I hear gentle manipulation with your fingertips is the most enjoyable method.

[MuffinSticks]

I like where this is going. I guess.

[bad ass antelope]

YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING.

[MuffinSticks]

GOD DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[datherman]

Correction: I am now manually laughing.

[nickspoon]

You are now blinking manually.

[MuffinSticks]

You are now manually reading.

[Doc Sigma]

You are reading this message in my voice, if you've heard it before; otherwise, you are reading it in your voice.