Postby Muninn » Tue May 19, 2009 2:08 pm
How are you people posting these with the 140 character limit? Oh wait I thought I'd stumbled into someone's twitter.
So this must be Livejournal right? Boy, they sure changed the site design, feels exactly like...WAIT A MINUTE, this is Define Cynical!
But here's a rundown of latest uninteresting random happenstances that succesfully interfered with my predetermined routine...
Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
Had breakfast with the Queen, wiped dirty hand on a corgi without being noticed.
Jetpacked to Hubble telescope, fixed incompetent slapdash work perpetrated by foolish amateur astronauts.
Saved the Mimiga's...again.
Attending ceremony marking the ascension of my cat to the throne of Denmark.
Declared rhyme war on Nickspoon, lost initial battle due to unfair home advantage the opponent wields, war rages on.
Parachuted into Red Square with intention of bringing down current government, distracted by female Russian tennis players.
Smoked a joint with ghost of Bob Marley.
Came home and had a nice cup of tea, highlight of day.