Corrupt a Wish game

[D-puff]

anyway, continuing.

Granted. Along with your gun, we have prepared a cake for you. It will be waiting for you when you have completed your training.

I wish sega would figure out that a "Werehog" is not a way to make the perfect sonic game better in any way.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, they make a new sonic game, in which they have perfected sonic by giving him a fifth appendage sticking out of his belly button. Oh yeah, and it makes him severely slower and off-balance.

I wish I would die a horribly slow and painful death.

[RocketGirl]

Granted; Ishatar and Britney Spears marathon it is!

I wish I could track down my birth parents and, lo and behold, they turn out to be extra-terrestrials...which has some serious implications for my own genetic makeup, indeed!

[Trance]

Granted, but they're bug-eyed aliens from Neptune who stick you in a giant waffle iron and turn you into breakfast.

I wish I could go where everybody knows my name.

[RocketGirl]

Granted; sex offender database it is.

I wish I lived in the world of The Jetsons.

[Trance]

Granted, but you're not used to it and you accidentally step off the front porch into the miles of nothingness that surrounds every house in the show.

I wish I could learn by osmosis.

[RocketGirl]

Granted, but the only thing you're able to learn by osmosis is the names, credits, and vital statistics of porn stars.

I wish Monty Python were all alive, well, and still performing at their usual brilliant quality.

[Trance]

Granted, but you go blind and deaf simultaneously, robbing you of any potential entertainment from their return.

I wish I'd stop getting so much junk mail.

[GamemasterAnthony]

Granted...bad news is the junk mailers decided to fill your e-mail inbox with spam instead.

I wish for you not to grant this wish.

[optiMITCHprime]

granted, but granting by not granting caused a paradox.

I wish for non homicidal thoughts

[nickspoon]

Granted, you are now allowed to think about Anne Widdecombe gyrating to The Safety Dance.

I wish I hadn't thought of that.

[Segovia]

Granted but we have to scoop your brain out with a ice cream scoop to stop you from thinking it.

Iwish that I could type at a higher pace.

(Please don't state, Granted now you can type "at a higher pace" That joke has become old and annoying.)

[lastwyvern]

Granted, the keyboard melts and the plastic resolidifies over your fingers. try typing like that.

I wish i were more mature, despite my age

[RocketGirl]

Granted, but now everybody finds you uncanny and creepy and shuns you like you're one of those creepy-ass kids from Village of the Damned.

I wish I had the power to make other people to experience music and fiction as I do, emotionally, so that they can relate to my opinions and perspective better.

[Bocaj Claw]

Granted but they don't share any of your tastes in music or fiction or pie fillings.

I wish I may I wish I might wish I could shoot death beams out of my eyes.