Corrupt a Wish game

[RocketGirl]

Granted; the bottom of the sea has acquired a thimble-sized hole. Several bacteria die in the process.

I wish I had the power to make objects animate or inanimate at my explicit whim, with no lasting damage done to the transforming object.

[Trance]

You didn't corrupt my wish, you just attempted to be clever. CORRUPT IMMEDIATELY.

No. You'll take what you got and you'll be happy with it.

Granted; the bottom of the sea has acquired a thimble-sized hole. Several bacteria die in the process.

I wish I had the power to make objects animate or inanimate at my explicit whim, with no lasting damage done to the transforming object.

Granted, but you can only animate them into ravenous carnivores. Soon you're chased by an army of previously inanimate objects as they attempt to nibble your elbows off.

I wish MuffinSticks would be more original in "Word Disassociation".

[lastwyvern]

granted. he is now a bag of original flavored lays potato chips.

I wish more people liked Hedley.
((THE ONLY THING I HATE FROM THEM IS THEIR MUSIC VIDS))

[MuffinSticks]

I wish MuffinSticks would be more original in "Word Disassociation".

Jeez, can't you tell I'm making a statement?

[nickspoon]

I wish MuffinSticks would be more original in "Word Disassociation".

Jeez, can't you tell I'm making a statement?

That's irrelevant, really. You're still boring.

Granted, but it is only because Hedley begin pandering to the German trans-techno/Norwegian synth-pop crowd.

I wish I knew someone else who liked Joshua Radin enough to go to his concert with me.

[Chalvion]

Granted, you get beaten to death for making him/her [whichever fits your personality] come with you.

I wish teleportation was real [Yeah, I know...]

[MuffinSticks]

I believe the parameters of his wish was that it had to be someone who LIKED Joshua Radin. So why would he get beaten to death for it?
Play the game right >= [

[Trance]

Granted, but using it without teleporting only a portion of the body or teleporting into solid objects requires superhuman concentration.

I wish you weren't so ugly.

[RocketGirl]

Granted; your tastes have been normalized with the rest of the populace and now you see things as they truly are, instead of your hideous misconceptions from prior to the wish.
(What? I corrupted the wish; you KNOW that's not what was meant!)

I wish I were the best martial artist in the universe.

[Segovia]

Granted but someone in the multi-verse could kick your butt!

(To explain my answer there is actually a very plausible theory that there are more than one universe thus there is a multi verse where every verse is different than the last. Since there are an infinite possibilities there has to be an ifinite amount of universes. So therefore you are the best only in this universe but not in any other universe.)

I wish that my computer could move at the speed of light.

[Chalvion]

I believe the parameters of his wish was that it had to be someone who LIKED Joshua Radin. So why would he get beaten to death for it?
Play the game right >= [

LIKED Joshua Radin, he/she didn't have to like him when nickspoon met him/her

Edit: Darn you roger for posting while I was posting!

Granted, it decides to use that speed to ram your head

I wish religion didn't make you discard logic in favor of god

[Segovia]

Who ever posts next answer mine first.

[MuffinSticks]

I agree. Klardy didn't corrupt properly.

Granted, but in allowing an object to move at the speed of light, which is supposed to be impossible, the universe fuсks up in indescribable ways. Don't ask for any more details, it's indescribable.

I wish segovia would get in irc.

[lastwyvern]

granted but now ONLY segovia may enter irc.

I wish the bible was shorter.

[TyVulpine]

Granted, but now all it says is, "God rules all. No exceptions."

I wish I had the power to time travel to any year I want, without fear of accidently creating a temporal paradox.