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Postby gforce422 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:38 am

Granted, you now have an open, oozing sore in it's place.

I wish that I had some chapstick.
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Postby Trance » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:51 am

Granted, unfortunately it's all been applied to your butt.

I wish I could go back someday.
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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:06 am

Granted but unfortunatly you travel back to prehistoric times right about the time the meteor hits the dinorsaurs.

I wish that I could draw a bunny.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:27 am

Granted, but you can only draw bugs bunny with watermelon tits and a 6 foot willy.

I wish I had 2 left feet.
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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:20 am

Granted. Do you want them in formaldehyde or done as taxidermy?

I wish Rachel Maddow has starred as Princess Leia instead of Carrie Fisher.
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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:12 am

That...has nothing to do with my wish at all. *boggle*
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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:14 pm

I wish Rachel Maddow has starred as Princess Leia instead of Carrie Fisher.
Granted but she stared so much that her eyes popped out.

I wish that I can drink soda whenever I want.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:32 pm

What's stopping you? Make a real wish.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:49 pm

My mom, poverty, the limited amount of soda I actually have, my weight, the sin of gluttony, the laws of physics, gravity, The list goes on...

Please corrupt.
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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:18 pm

No, I'm with Muffin on this one; there'z nothing actually preventing you from circumventing all of those obstacles and chugging a soda any ol' time you like. Not REALLY.

Now, if the wish were something like, "I wish I could drink all the soda I want and [not have to pay/never gain weight/not get bitched at by Mom/fill in the blank]," now THAT'S a corruptible wish!
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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:52 pm

Fine you tyrrants.

I wish that I drink all the soda in the world without any consquences that affect my body or my soul.
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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:58 pm

Granted; every soda now cost $800,000,000 per can...but you can drink as much of it as you like and it'll never harm you.

I wish I had a machine that would write the stories I have in my head, fully realized and proofread, without my having to actually type them in manually.
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Postby Segovia » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:03 am

Actually I think that there is a program like that where you only have to say the words and the computer types them for you.

So granted, but you buy this expensive program that does that for you. When you open it you noticed that the microphone is missing. Noticeing that there is no costumer service number. So you return the program thinking that you would get your full refund, but the store doesn't offer refunds.

I wish that I was nicer.
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Postby osprey » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:25 am

Granted but it's creepy nice and scares all the little children on the block.

I wish I had a full recording studio in my house.
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Postby RocketGirl » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:33 am

Granted...but for some reason, all you're able to record successfully are bagpipes and a theremin.

I wish that I had the power to make inanimate objects come to life if I explicitly will them to be so (no accidental vivification allowed).
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