The Thingy

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:34 pm

*watches as the animated Risk troops chase FoxChild and get the thingy in a vicious 7-way war among FoxChild and six troop colors* Ouch. *walks over to them plucks the Thingy away from the battlefield after the ranks had thinned*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:35 pm

*watches in wonder at the little army men "killing" each other* Wow! COOL! I want one! *Picks up a little blue guy and sticks him in my pocket* Little Blue Guy - Hey, let me go! I was winning! WHOA YOU CAN TALK! Super cool! *forgets all about thingy and pokes little blue guy*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:12 pm

Who... what? whoa, where am I? *GASP*, the THINGY! NOOOOOOOOO! *sees Frankenmuth poking the blue soldier* Hey, that looks fun! *Grabs a red soldier and joins frankenmuth*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:26 pm

*Gathers purple soldiers to guard the Thingy. Sends scouts to keep track of the red and blue soldiers Frankenmuth and FoxChild are poking*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:32 pm

*Sees FoxChild poking red soldier* *watches as red soldier fights back* *Forgets about blue soldier and blue soldier pokes my finger with his little plasic gun* OWW! Why you little...! *tosses blue soldier towards FoxChild* *Goes off to the G.I Joe stand and enlists a small army of 1000 G.I. Joes* Alright men! Go get the Thingy from Tavis and bring it back to me! I'll have the barbies ready for you when you return. *Army marches off after Tavis* *Walks over to the Baribies and starts to take them out of the boxes* Sales clerk - HEY! You can't do that!

ravage · Postby **ravage** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:46 pm

/me passes the bong to _5hThingy

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:50 pm

*is confused*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:56 pm

*helps frankenmuth with distracting the clerk while she unboxes the barbies* Hey, look at what the solders did to your store in isle number... uh.. that one! Clerk: what? *walks off*  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> /me passes the bong to _5hThingy</td></tr></table>  wait... what?

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:06 am

Thank you FoxChild now everything is falling into place, my master plan is complete! *G.I. Joes head back to base with Thingy in tow behind them* Clerk - WHAT THE $#&%?! I thought the boxes said that the toys DON'T move on thier own!? *Clerk then tries to stop G.I. Joe Army and fails* *meanwhile I set up barbies for the party* *The head G.I Joe brings me the Thingy* Thank you Joe, now go have fun with the barbies! *Turns on party music and laughs as the dolls break dance* *Single G.I Joe taps my shoulder* Yes? - Um...thanks for the girls and stuff...but...*wispers* We aren't anatomically correct... Um...Gotta go! *Runs*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:19 am

*runs the GI Joe's over with a POWER WHEELS car* *Grabs the Thingy* *Floors it, zooming away at 4 miles per hour*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:30 am

*runs after LotharBot in slow mostion* Arrrrarrrrrgggg I'lllll getttttt youuuuu LooottthhhaaarrrBbboootttt!!!!!! *stops* Forget this *Runs up to power wheels car and takes Thingy From LotharBot* *Runs back into store and hides in with the stuffed animals*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:37 am

*runs in to toy store* Hi ET... you still hiding here? Man, and the adults still haven't found you? Nice job. Hey, have you seen somebody hiding with the Thingy? *watches ET's finger point to Frankenmuth* Thanks ET. *Grabs the Thingy, and throws a really big stuffed bear on top of Frankenmuth*

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:44 am

*walks in* *smacks LotharBot* *grabs Thingy* *walks out*

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:48 am

*laughes congratulates Salad Man on his aquisition of the Thingy.* I've been waiting to smack Lotharbot for some time now, please, let me shak the man who has dealt such swift and deserved justice! *As salad man shakes hand, I grab the Thingy and BAMFs to the top of Tokyo tower*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:51 am

*Hitches a ride on Godzilla's tail* *NYOINK*

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