Corrupt a Wish game

[Segovia]

Granted but then you begin to wonder. If they existed out of a time parodox, then what's there left to replace it? If there are supposed to be a certain amount parodoxes in order to keep the world fuction then the elimination of one could indeed lead to the creation of a parodox in a parodox. But how could this be? If a parodox could be created in another parodox then bloody anything is possible. But then we wouldn't have a sense of reality and fiction. But how do we know that this reality? Could this be fiction? But then. Then then then then then (BOOM) your head explodes.

I wish that The Giver wasn't so open ended.

[lastwyvern]

granted, but now i, the main character mam now dead, found frozen to bits on the snow, being used alternative firewood on Christmas.

i wish that made sense.

[yes, Jonas is my real name]

[Segovia]

Granted but it still sucked.

I wish I could see in infared.

(That's awesome that your name is Jonas. I'm going to call you Jonas from now on.)

[lastwyvern]

granted but you accidentally walk into someone's apartment while they're having sex at night. VIRGIN sex.

i wish was a color. WHATCHA GONNA DO NAO

(cool lol)

[RocketGirl]

Okay, is now a color...a skin color. It's sort of like a Sneetches kinna thing. And now people are terrified of the Right-Arrow Agenda, and all you Right-Arrow types are hunted down, placed in concentration camps, and trained to walk on your hands to make you all Left-Arrow types. But the blood rushes to your heads and the veins in your eyes all pop, rendering you BLIND! Like Ray Charles an' stuff. That'll learn ya.

I wish for a sturdy, well-maintained, hyperspace-capable spaceship, plenty of fuel and provisions, and a loyal and competent crew with which to explore the universe.

[Segovia]

Granted but then out of pure adrenaline, you decide to explore a quasar. In that quasar there happens to the biggest black hole in the galaxy. The black hole's gravitational pull is so great that when you barly pass by it, it sucks you in to a endless vortex.

I wish gasoline was free.

[RocketGirl]

Granted. But now a scientist finds a way to make cars run on seawater, producing exactly zero pollution; your gasoline is now largely no longer valued or useful at all.

I wish that from now on, if I choose, I can by sheer force of will decide that I no longer have to wait for anything; whatever it is I'm being forced to wait for happens right away at my discretion. Waiting for movies to start, on line at the airport, waiting for summer to arrive (finally, dammit!), etc; all come immediately if I so choose.

[Segovia]

Granted but then one day you burst out of fustration I wish I was dead. Then you get hit by a bus.

I wish people would stop voting yes on that Concerning Segovia thread.

[Kirby]

granted but they get bored and leave

i wish that i was a tree

[RocketGirl]

Ahhh, something to hang my shoes on!

I wish for more wishes.

[Segovia]

Granted but then you wish for an internity of wishes but then you realize that you have everything in the world but you are still unhappy. Then you live with an uninteresting life forever, because one of your wishes was for immortality.

I wish that I could type faster.

[RocketGirl]

Granted, but now you're only able to type the letter 'J'.

I wish I could always know if someone is telling the truth or lying...except in fiction.

[Segovia]

Granted but you start to wonder are you telling the truth? This leads to a major headache and eventually leads you to cardiac arrest.

I wish that I could make sense.

[RocketGirl]

So do I. And so you do; you make perfect sense...to everybody except those whom you are addressing.

I wish I had the power to fall asleep whenever I like or decide to be fully rested without sleeping, as I choose.

[Segovia]

Granted but the power could only be other people. When they get angry at you then you get fully rested. One day you cut someone off in traffic and they start cursing at you. Then you drift off into an enternal sleep if you know what I mean.

I wish I had a girlfriend.