New name

[Segovia]

Well, I have a new name. It's still me Johnathan, I just decided to change it to Caveman, my nickname from Middle school. I just feel that like I feel like the odd one out putting a full name as a screen name.

[Ibun]

We couldn't tell by your avatar with the horrible mexistache.

[MuffinSticks]

Hey, it reminds me of all the fruits in high school who have pathetic mustaches because they think it makes them look cool. And for that reason I like it.

[Dr. Sticks]

ick, there's a kid at my highschool that has one of those not-really-capable-of-growing-facial-hair mustaches and it pisses me off every time I see him in the hall. I want to be like "hey, me and most everyone else has the sense to realize we can't grow a beard or any shit like that, so we don't because if we tried we would puke when we looked in the mirror. What I'm trying to say is, I puke when you look in a mirror."
(this is directed to muffin, not as an insult to you johnathan since I don't even know if you have a mustache, but I do know that you can grow a full one)

[Ibun]

Facial hair is disgusting.

[Dr. Sticks]

oh I almost forgot:

http://definecynical.net/viewtopic.php?p=226629#226629

[Segovia]

ick, there's a kid at my highschool that has one of those not-really-capable-of-growing-facial-hair mustaches and it pisses me off every time I see him in the hall. I want to be like "hey, me and most everyone else has the sense to realize we can't grow a beard or any shit like that, so we don't because if we tried we would puke when we looked in the mirror. What I'm trying to say is, I puke when you look in a mirror."
(this is directed to muffin, not as an insult to you johnathan since I don't even know if you have a mustache, but I do know that you can grow a full one)

I do have a mustache and a full one too. It's just part of the hispanic gene. Most kids my age either have one or have that peach fuzz.

[Dr. Sticks]

I wouldn't really call "not shaving" genetic. that or "facial hair"

[MuffinSticks]

You have to be mexican to not care enough to shave. Or a stinky nerd like me.

[Segovia]

I hear by claim this thread: THE MUSTACHE THREAD

Please discuss.

[Doc Sigma]

I hear by claim this thread: THE MUSTACHE THREAD

Please discuss.

Mustaches are awesome. I've had one for as long as anyone can remember. Most people have never seen me without one.

Incidentally, I look like I'm about 12 when I shave it off (I'm 28).

[Segovia]

I look like I'm 21 with my beard and mustache.

[Tarukai]

So, I shaved about three days ago, maybe four, and I'm already getting the semi-light hair, so it doesn't take me long to recoup from a shave.

Also, I get pretty much russian facial hair, meaning from sideburns all the way along the sides of the face, the chin, the moustach in connection, and a bit on the cheeks as well.

I'm not russian.

[Ibun]

OK KIDS SPELL IT WITH ME.

M O U S T A C H E

[Tom Flapwell]

A couple years back, Gene Weingarten oversaw a Gene Weingarten look-alike contest and noticed that all the mustaches were no more than two weeks old. He had to face the fact that young white American men don't normally sport them anymore, and he himself must remind them of either late-19th- and early-20th-century presidents... or the Mario Bros.

I still see mustaches on young white American men, but the difference is that they're usually accompanied by beards. Having just a mustache is almost as taboo as having just a beard.