Corrupt a Wish game

[Segovia]

Granted but now they tap your phone.

I wish that I was right all the time.

[lastwyvern]

granted, but you also become increasingly paranoid, so when you think you're going to die in a horrible and gruesome way, it happens, and you can't react fast enough to stop it.

I wish i could manipulate and create ice.

[Segovia]

Granted, however you are also declared the new Mr. Freeze and Batman comes and a kicks your butt!

I wish that my mom would let me jump in the pile of leaves.

[lastwyvern]

granted, but then the pile eats you and you die a horrible slow painful death. by leaves.

I wish i could have unlimited wishes.

[nickspoon]

Granted, but they all have to be for Celine Dion.

I wish I could play the banjo.

[lastwyvern]

Granted, but you play it so badly that god decides to kill you and send you to hell, but satan doesn't want you eather so he just rips your soul apart molecule by molecule.

i wish i didn't have to have my surgery.

[Segovia]

granted, but to cure your illness, you have to take giant pill everyday. (they taste horrible by the way.)

I wish wishes didn't come true.

[lastwyvern]

YOU JUST RUINED THE POINT OF THIS THREAD

[Segovia]

Nobody complained when I wished that people stopped playing this game but to negotiate with everyone, I wish I took back my last statement.

[lastwyvern]

ah but you can't do that because wishes can't come true now.

[Hyperion]

I wish wishes didn't come true.

Granted, the resulting paradox rips you from the time space continuum.

I wish the Christmas tree would stop falling over.

[nickspoon]

Granted; it now falls under, which looks very peculiar.

I wish I had more time.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted but it all has to be spent getting intimate with your dog.

I wish I could find a good avatar.

[Segovia]

Granted but it is so good that lastwyvern gets jelous that he hunts you down.

I wish pictures weren't worth a 1000 words.

[lastwyvern]

granted but now they're worth 10,000 words.

i wish... for a song to be in everyone's heart ♥