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Postby Tom Flapwell » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:44 pm

Give them one just like it.

How do I get people to stop thinking I'm lying when I'm not?
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:54 pm

Lobotomize them until they no longer have the synapses to be incredulous.

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Postby Hyperion » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:45 pm

With a freeze ray.

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Postby Moddex » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:50 pm

Convince a computer programming specialist that the world and all they know and love is going to end and without your computer programmed, there may be no way to stop it.

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Postby Segovia » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:26 am

Round up a bunch of gullibel, violent idiots and lead them to victory!

How do I get my brother to stop calling me a Nazi?
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Postby Baconsticks » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:30 am

Actually become one. Best done if you don't include another question.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:21 pm

That's easy, just tie them up, take off their pants, and stick your finger in the third hole on the left.

How do I become a rock god without practicing or selling my soul?
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see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:10 pm

Have a stone statue made of yourself. It will live on long after your flesh has gone the way of all flesh, essentially making you a "rock god."

How do I drink with my fingers like Mork?
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:17 pm

Implant a tube in the end of your finger with a flexible bag wherever it fits in your hand with a mechanical diaphragm next to it so it can suck up liquids much like your lungs suck up air. Then have another tube attach to that bag and connect to your urethra.

How do I keep my stash of gold coins away from those pesky gremlins?
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Postby Segovia » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:39 pm

give it to some leprachans. They hide at the end of a rainbow for you.

How do I get people to stop talking about December 21 2012?
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:44 pm

I've never heard anyone talk about it. Maybe they should grow up. So build an aging machine.

How do I answer questions in school and still keep people from thinking I'm smart? Some guy called me a "science guy" and I was like ERRRHGHHHHH
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Postby lastwyvern » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:49 am

be dumb, you can still answer the questions, and nobody will call you smart anymore!

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Postby MuffinSticks » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:25 pm

Tape it to your screen and pretend it's actually there. We'll go along with it. (I don't know how to do it for realzy.)

How do I become the biggest overall nerd in the world?
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:22 pm

Slip shrinking serum into other nerds' drinks. And wear overalls.

How do I come up with better puns?
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Postby MuffinSticks » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:29 pm

Blasphemy, there's no such thing as a good pun. Sorry, some questions just don't have answers.

How do I restrain myself from being every other poster on this thread?
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