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Postby MuffinSticks » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:44 pm

Get him in to real videogames. If you're gonna wrap your life around games, might as well go all the way and play XBOX LIVE!

How do I get DCS to devote the rest of his life to posting a new O&M strip every day?
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Postby Segovia » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:21 am

hypnotize Simpson.

How do I get people to stop playing this game?
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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:19 am

By nuking the earth, no more asking of that question.

How do I make up a totally bogus religion and get people to follow it? Even more bogus than Scientology.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
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Postby lastwyvern » Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:39 pm

round some Asians together and you're set for life.

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:43 pm

If they see the name of it, tell them it's a junior high vocabulary builder. Hey, it has "Define" in the title.

How do I break glass with my voice?
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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:53 pm

Become a professional vocalist.

How do I vacation in Europe and successfully convince people I'm Canadian?
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:06 pm

1. Care about hockey, 2. Ask for everything with maple syrup, and 3. Pretend "bacon" means "slices of ham."

How do I try Vitamin Water, try it?
That which does not kill me, cripples me for life.

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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:28 pm

Drink it and say AHHHHHPPFFPBLLRGHGHHHGAAAHHHHHHH. Then convince yourself that it's good for you and it makes you cool.

How do I bleed out of my orifices at will?
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Postby nickspoon » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:28 am

1. Find Will.
2. Bleed from orifices.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

How do I buy a little bit of sky?
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
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Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:17 am

  1. Enslave the earth with an iron fist.
  2. Deem the sky yours.
  3. Make people pay to look at the sky.
  4. PROFIT!
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Postby Hyperion » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:53 am

By creating a light based force field.

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Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:04 am

Protest something stupid, be in a viral video, kill yourself and say it's because you're white... the list is endless. Just watch the news for pointers.

How do I build a large hadron collider no larger than half an acre inside my own home?
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:18 am

Protest something stupid, be in a viral video, kill yourself and say it's because you're white...
All of the above? :shock:
How do I build a large hadron collider no larger than half an acre inside my own home?
Rent a Moon Bounce and invite two or more hadrons into it. Eventually, they'll bounce into each other while having fun.

How do I avoid watching a train wreck?
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Postby osprey » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:08 pm

Close your eyes while operating a train.

How do I bungee jump?
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OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:31 pm

With two hands and a smile.

How do I convince people that it's JUST A COLD SORE?
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