Corrupt a Wish game

[Tom Flapwell]

Granted. They're not in your native currency.

I wish to live until I wish to die.

[lastwyvern]

Granted but you accidentally say it in a game of "Truth or Dare".

I wish computers weren't so glitchy

[Shinigetsu]

granted, but you can only run non-GUI MS-DOS.
I wish I had some kind of game console, or at least one game for my computer

[lastwyvern]

granted, but it's the old version of ping-pong.

i wish people were more friendly at school.

[osprey]

Granted, but they're creepy nice.

I wish I was as cool as Klaus Nomi.

[nickspoon]

Granted, but then you freeze.

I wish I had a giant marshmallow.

[LewisTheTank]

Wish GRANTED!

I wish I was in Dixie!

[lastwyvern]

granted but it's the dog.

i wish i could walk through walls

[Liz]

Granted but the walls can also go through you, thus killing you.

I wish to be cuddled. :O

[lastwyvern]

granted, but it's by bush

i wish converting movies to my mp3 player was easier

[Segovia]

Granted but you can only convert G rated movies.

I wish people would stop playing this game.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but they'll forget you ever existed and start the game right back up again. And your account will be banned.

I wish I had a foot long, veiny, swollen, throbbing, purple toe.

[Segovia]

Granted but the toe actually makes you popular. Soon the amount of popularity overhelms you and drives you to the brink of insanity.

I wish it wasn't so hot here in Texas.

[lastwyvern]

Granted, but then the heat moves to antarctica, melts the polar ice caps and drowns all of the US, including Texas.

I wish it wasn't so cold up here in Alberta

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but all the snow and glaciers melt and drown all the mooses, eliminating any reason for anyone to visit Canada and it becomes very lonely.

I wish there was a public hanging of every band/singer that I hate.