Imagined O&M arc

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:15 pm

This morning, I started picturing an arc in which Avery acted flamboyantly gay -- not because he was really like that inside, but because he wanted to be like the "cool" gays on TV. After explaining as much to his fairweather friends, he hastened to point out that he wasn't about to hit on Ozy, to which Ozy wasn't sure how to respond. Ozy and Millie decided that while his attitude was quite preferable to the opposite extreme, it was still silly and perhaps cheapening to real gays. Even open ones rarely define themselves like that.

I was thinking of writing a dialog for this, but I'm not the one to do it. For one thing, I don't have enough exposure to such culture.

I'm also not sure how other playground attendees would react. Felicia might feel reassured that Avery wasn't going to ask her out, but she probably wouldn't consider him any cooler. And while it's easy to picture Jeremy giving him worse treatment than usual, it wouldn't be fun. I'd rather see Jeremy unsure what to do about someone who really did seem unabashedly gay. Maybe Avery could mock-flirt until Jeremy ran away to cope with his confused feelings alone.

Baconsticks · Postby **Baconsticks** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:22 pm

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:34 pm

Extreme-Speed · Postby **Extreme-Speed** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:30 pm

I want your shirt.

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:04 pm

I want his index fingers.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:25 pm

I want his index fingers.

Dude, sorry, but I called dibs on those.

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:38 pm

Well then.

Chris · Postby **Chris** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:07 am

That is just too awesome

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:34 am

Stop HARVESTING me.

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:31 am

I want his index fingers.
Dude, sorry, but I called dibs on those.

What, is nobody interested in the hat? ...Helmet? Whatever? You people are weird.

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:13 am

I guess nobody liked my idea.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:31 am

I want his index fingers.
Dude, sorry, but I called dibs on those.
What, is nobody interested in the hat? ...Helmet? Whatever? You people are weird.

Your face is weird and exceeds the daily recommended allowance of citrus!

Acid! · Postby **Acid!** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:57 am

How about Avery decides Tobias from Arrested Development is totally boss and starts acting really gay but is oblivious about it. That would be good for some rofls.

Extreme-Speed · Postby **Extreme-Speed** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:38 am

I guess nobody liked my idea.

Not very much. On what continent do middle school persons think that there are cool gays on TV?

Alestance · Postby **Alestance** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:10 am

Avery isn't all there when it comes to tactics of acquiring social status.

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