The ultimate battle for control of the universe.

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 3:19 am

I should have included the Royal Canadian Mounted Police instead of Yetis. Oh, well. <img src='http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/153/8113.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 3:31 am

Yes, yes you should have!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:10 am

what about foxchild's lil' bro? haw!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:34 am

Because of the Rocky and Bullwilnkle referacne that would have made me think about changing my mind some more. I woudl have stuck with Vikings but Dudly Do Right is a tough man to beat. You know htat Rocky and Bullwinkle was banned in cannada for that cartoon?

hdofu · Postby **hdofu** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 7:39 am

Mr. T would beat them all.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 8:32 am

I PIDDY DA FOO HDOFU WHO SAY DAT! bor in the nineties, babby. don't knooooooow NOTHING. well, i'm not supposed to. stupid south africans with their bribery...  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Norsenerd @ Mar 8 2004, some:time PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> But they use them so afully. If someone actuly used good techniques they would be long dead. The one exception is yoda. He could kick so much butt. I was disapointed that he actuly would fight like that. I thought he was above that in that situation. </td></tr></table>  duh, it says in the episode one character picturebook yoda has an advanced mind and thus is above fighting. figuring nobody read that crap, they had to have yoda fight cos people are dumb and wanna see midgets duke it out with ugly people!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:47 pm

Go midgets! hmm... how would frat partiers do in this fight for the universe?

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:10 am

They'd get drunk and pass out within the first two hours of the fight, then wake up the next morning and wonder what happened. At least for about five seconds, then they'd wonder where the chicks are.

erikbarrett · Postby **erikbarrett** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:50 pm

I'd steal a bunch of lightsabers, figure out how to work them, and join Iyestorm. After all, none of the others read Ozy and Millie. Barring than, I'd go with the vikings.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:40 pm

glad to have you aboard. OOH! I know the most obvious one you forgot. THE MOST OBVIOUS: werewolves. And you know they'd win. 1) immunity to all except silver/shattering blow to spine 2)all other sides may eventually become werewolves, thus leading to a Technical Victory. Of course, this assumes nobody knows what belldonna looks like/wants to be cured.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:53 pm

What if you had vikings wiht light sabre's? *sabers

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:16 pm

What if mounties had eye patches, Viking hats, and light sabers? And robot arms.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:19 am

You don't know what a Viking hat is, FOOL!

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:54 am

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:16 am

You've jsut proved me right. Viking hat's do NOT have horns or fethers or any other of those frivilus decorations. They did have eye guards. SMALL pices of mettle above the eye's. The only people to have helmits like that from history (as oposed to litiature, or your imagination).

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