The Thingy

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:35 pm

*Acquires temporally displaced Thingys from the others and re-integrates them as the one true Thingy, leaving WMDs in their places along with detonators.* *hits big red button* Muahahahaha! *WMDs poof and fizzle out* What kind of pathetic weapons ARE these? *robotic clones of Richard Simmons pop out of the weapons and start trying to make iyestorm, Miles Cerulean Celebi Prower, and FoxChild try to shake their stuff* Guhhh... *tries to hit OFF button- which only makes them act crazier* EEP!! *smashes remote with Thingy and panics*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:12 pm

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> AAAAHHHHHHHHH! RUN! I Shoulda stayed hiddden! My eyes! My eyes! aaahhh!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:59 pm

I do not know who richard simmons is, so I'm going to make a donkey out of myself and assume that this can stop it. *pulls out pizza from inventory* *disintigrates it in a ritual summon* *summons The Cheat* *The Cheat stops the clones with some good music.* *The Cheat warps back to his own plane/website.*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:23 am

*takes pie* *splats it in tavis' face to temporarily impair his eyesight* *hogties him* at last! REVENGE IS MINE!!! hahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-ack-koff-choke... *hands tavis to C.C.* here, hold this. *coughs* *ahem* sorry, where was I?

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 3:41 am

iyestorm does not realize what music makes R.S. DO! OH, HOLY SWEET MERCIFUL CRUD!!!!! *splodes* *notes that a sploding smiley would be awesome* *notes edit from R.C., a mistake on my part, to R.S.*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:00 am

huh? who's RC? a radio control car? *takes tavis* *ponders possible torture methods* hmm... it's late, I'm outta ideas. Anyone else got an idea?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:07 am

Untying me sounds like a good idea.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:56 pm

uh... no. not until I find the perfect revenge for the two things you did to me earlier in this thread. *blindfolds and gags tavis* shoving the thingy down his throat would be a bad idea this time *tosses thingy to C.C.* catch!.

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:31 pm

[Catches the Thingy] Thanks, partner... Now I shall be on my way... [Spins around three times and vanishes with the Thingy]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:05 am

MFFF!!! Rm mm Mrmrr! * (Translation: "NOOO!!! Not the Thingy!")

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:23 am

hmmm... what to do, what to do... perhaps I shoulda thought of this before capturing tavis. hmmm... vat o' sharks? nah, too cliche... superlaser? been there, done that... OOH! I KNoow... *takes out boom box* *sets it to "endless loop" *traps tavis in a locked room* *plays the macarena* *bolts and locks door behind self* *goes to hidden camera to watch*

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 2:44 am

*smacks Tavis* *webslings to Miles* *takes the Thingy* *takes a picture of the Thingy* <img src='http://www.imageshack.us/files2/thethingy.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Up, up, and awaaaaaay!!!

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:23 am

I thought it looked like this? <a href='http://fractal.leet.net.au/images/raytr ... re.pov.jpg' target='_blank'>http://fractal.leet.net.au/images/raytr ... /a> [steals thingy while everyone's looking at the shiny ball]

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:44 pm

*shiney fractal DOES NOT distract me, in a weird twist of fate* *looks at other thingies* thats not what MINE always looked like! *takes thingy, and it now looks like what it had previously* perhaps this thingy can shape shift to whatever its current owners thought want it to be... hmm *wants thingy to become jet pack* *doesn't work* then maybe its what we EXPECT it to be, and those expectations would be a lot harder to mold. *walks off with thingy*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:30 pm

Whoa.. people don't like me here, do they? *dances the macarena.. which is a feat in itself being hog-tied and gagged and all* *is smacked by Salad Man* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> *While people are mesmerized by Thingy-like pictures, I trick the camera into playing a video loop of me still in the room, then untie myself and retreat through the ventilation shafts... as an afterthought, I bar iyestorm's control room shut and take over the P.A. system so it will broadcast iyestorm's macarena into his control room.* hehe

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