Girl Whose Disembowelment Led To Pool Legislation Dies

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:58 pm

This all just reinforces my fear of water. I may never shower again.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:20 am

...I think I am going to be sick.
Lean over the side of the boat.

Good idea, but won't that attract sharks?

Æron · Postby **Æron** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:53 am

...I think I am going to be sick.
Lean over the side of the boat.

And make that the leeward side of the boat, if you please.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:14 am

...I think I am going to be sick.
Lean over the side of the boat.
And make that the leeward side of the boat, if you please.

All this talk of boats makes me wonder... if DC is a boat, how the hell does the cake faucet work? Whence comes the cake?! I think I am going to be sick again...

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:37 am

Recycle, reduce, reuse are the key words here. That cake you're eating? Its made out of old, recycled cake. And the faucet is made out of abandoned pineal glands.

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:33 pm

Something new for the "sucky ways to die" list

GeorgiaCoyote · Postby **GeorgiaCoyote** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:46 pm

Something new for the "sucky ways to die" list

Right now...it tops my list.

Angstwolf · Postby **Angstwolf** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:37 pm

My life. :(

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:58 pm

?

Your...your life is a swimming pool with an over-zealous filtration pump?

?

hdofu · Postby **hdofu** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:47 pm

makes me not want to swim anymore

Baconsticks · Postby **Baconsticks** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:44 am

When 4chan said that the pool was closed, I guess they weren't kidding.

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:22 am

In swimming related news - I managed a full 25 meters underwater today. That's the benchmark I've been aiming for since I quit smoking. I have lungpower again.

Also, I now avoid the filters in the pool. I'm scared they'll rip my heart out via my nipple.

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:58 am

I can swim 50 meters and I smoke 20-a-day mate

Wait..."Underwater?"

Why?

Just...why?

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:00 am

That way, you don't have to look at Big Bertha's wobbly thighs as she inelegantly attempts breast stroke in front of you.

All you see it tile. Sweet glorious tile.

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