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[Mr. Neign]

I could make you an airsoft nuclear warhead if you want me to..



-I can swallow air
-I can't drink liquids without swallowing air with them (possibly a side effect of my aforementioned ability)
-My hair naturally shifts from blonde to brown and then back again over regular intervals.
-My facial hair has two colors (my goatee is orange-red, while the rest is brown)

[Holyman83]

I could make you an airsoft nuclear warhead if you want me to..

ya the problem with that is there is a 350 FPS limit.
I'm thinking about dropping it to 300.

-That I am my groups airsoft supplier. I have like 6 guns (that work) at least. One is a gas. The rest are springers.

[Tai]

I like Velveeta.

[KJ Fellie]

I have an I.Q. of about 150. Can't say for sure exactly what it is, I essentially scored perfectly on the I.Q. test given to me. The psychologist said they could have written the test from my answers. That makes me feel good.

I have graded tests and homework for classes that I've been in. (No, I didn't cheat.)

I was in a high school play but never took any drama classes.

I'm nocturnal.

I'm allergic to chicken. (bad things happen when I eat chicken. (barf city))

I have received an approximately 225% tip through a drive through window in my first job.

I have eaten sushi, tripe, and a moldy sandwich, though not at the same time.

I'm psychic, but not your "psychic friend."

"Bad luck" works backward on me, giving me good luck.

I give people bad luck.

I once drank six bottles of MDX energy soda and promptly fell asleep listening to techno on a couch in a place I did not live.

I have been woken up by a phone call by the police saying that they had me in custody. I was very confused by that. Okay, not very, but somewhat.

I've had hummingbirds land on my sunglasses and fingers, and I've caught them with my bare hands. Also, one died from an injury caused by other birds while sitting in my hand.
Hummingbirds still recognize me on sight and come to me. (I used to feed them.)

I drew my avatar after looking at a random pattern of spots on a shower curtain.
I once drew a very intricate map and then made it impossible to read by adding color. Oh, well.

I have conversations and tell bad jokes in foreign languages.
I have conversations and tell bad jokes in this language.

I have a really slow internet connection and it's driving me nuts!!!
I wish broadband were available out here in the sticks. (They're still working on it.)

I am in a room with at least six computers in it, maybe up to eight. (only two of us live here.)

I should be going to bed if I want to kick the ninja penguin's butt at video games when he gets home from work.

I have just written a huge post.

[Muninn]

I give people bad luck.

Made me laugh.

[KJ Fellie]

I give people bad luck.

Made me laugh.

The sad thing is that it's true. I can ask questions that Murphy's Law finds irresistible, such as, on Friday the thirteenth: "Have you had any bad luck yet?"
Reply: "No." *Opens locker* Large book falls on foot.

I've also gotten so good at predicting when Murphy's Law will strike, I've literally been able to do countdowns and amaze observers when the predicted event occurs.

[teozo]

I was thrown out of a building becouse I sneezed.
And the sneez wasn't eaven notebal.

[KJ Fellie]

I've popped a whoopee cushion.

[Tai]

I've been mistaken for a chineseman, a native tagalog speaker, a native spanish speaker, a 20-30 year old (online), a 2nd year college Latin speaker (when I was in high school), a gang member [size=0]and a girl. fffff long hair[/size]

[datherman]

The videos I post on Youtube have spawned a creepy stalker who messages me constantly.

[GeorgiaCoyote]

The videos I post on Youtube have spawned a creepy stalker who messages me constantly.

Oh man...you're on to me JK.

Not too many things to say bout me that are that interesting.

I can sing. I once piloted a small plane at about 2000 feet up. Been mountain climbing. Was a runner in high school. Been a passenger in a 757 that got caught in a bad microburst. Fortunately we were at cruising altitude so there was never any danger of being slammed into the water. Not too much else I can think of. I'm a pretty dull guy for the most part.

[Baconsticks]

I'm surfing the internet naked now.

[Hyperion]

I have never used a swear word.

NEVER

I have also not had a haircut in 3 years or worn jeans in 7 years.

[Baconsticks]

I understand Mr. Neign's avatar.


^That's better.

[Ibun]

I have never used a swear word.

NEVER

I have also not had a haircut in 3 years or worn jeans in 7 years.

Boring hippie. D: