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Elmo is evil

Postby Tom Flapwell » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:27 am

Maybe you thought so already, but here's a new reason. There's an Elmo doll on the market that can be taught to say names and phrases. Following a battery replacement, the doll belonging to a toddler named James now says, "Kill... James...," when you press it. It's a difficult situation for the mother, because James absolutely loves Elmo merchandise, including that doll -- and now repeats, "Kill... James...." The company has refused to do anything about it.

You might be able to get the story here. I'm not sure how long the link will be good, tho.
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Postby Ibun » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:36 am

I'm sure Zaaphod's mom is devastated.
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Postby gforce422 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:47 am

Haha, that made me laugh so hard! :lol:

Also: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7IxliAPjAk
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Postby Comrade K » Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:24 am

we're all gonna die.
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Postby osprey » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:33 pm

OMG HELP. DON'T LET HIM GET INTO THE KNIVES!
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Postby GeorgiaCoyote » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:30 pm

Oh great...we've gone from tickle-me-elmo to butcher-me-elmo. Comes complete with your choice of a cleaver, a steak knife, and for a limited time only, fully operational chainsaw :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby TyVulpine » Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:40 pm

Oh great...we've gone from tickle-me-elmo to butcher-me-elmo. Comes complete with your choice of a cleaver, a steak knife, and for a limited time only, fully operational chainsaw :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby rabid_fox » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:00 pm

My father revealed to me that the reason I watched so much Sesame Street when I was a child wasn't because it was educational.

It was because he loved it.
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Postby Hanging Tree » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:24 pm

Somebody just has to switch it from evil to good.
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Postby Rooster » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:32 pm

Seasame Street is responsible for me pronouncing it "Zee" until I was nearly 12.

Bastards.

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:20 pm

Blame your local station for not bothering with a voiceover, then.
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Postby Rooster » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:31 am

Blame your local station for not bothering with a voiceover, then.
"Local" station?

Our whole country only had four stations when I was growing up.

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Postby Kazapsky » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:42 am

Blame your local station for not bothering with a voiceover, then.
"Local" station?

Our whole country only had four stations when I was growing up.
True. Up until recently, a double-digit number of available channels was the exception rather than the norm. Nevermind the vast array of channels available now.

The irony is, if you took out all the garbage, waste-of-airspace shows on satellite TV, and only kept the quality programming, you'd have just enough material to keep a half-dozen stations running full-time.

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Postby Baconsticks » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:43 am

Blame your local station for not bothering with a voiceover, then.
"Local" station?

Our whole country only had four stations when I was growing up.
True. Up until recently, a double-digit number of available channels was the exception rather than the norm. Nevermind the vast array of channels available now.

The irony is, if you took out all the garbage, waste-of-airspace shows on satellite TV, and only kept the quality programming, you'd have just enough material to keep a half-dozen stations running full-time.
I think it would be more around 15 channels.
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Postby Kazapsky » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:44 am

Blame your local station for not bothering with a voiceover, then.
"Local" station?

Our whole country only had four stations when I was growing up.
True. Up until recently, a double-digit number of available channels was the exception rather than the norm. Nevermind the vast array of channels available now.

The irony is, if you took out all the garbage, waste-of-airspace shows on satellite TV, and only kept the quality programming, you'd have just enough material to keep a half-dozen stations running full-time.
I think it would be more around 15 channels.
And here I thought MY standards were low.


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