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VolkswagenFox · Postby **VolkswagenFox** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:52 pm

Welcome to DC!

Svix · Postby **Svix** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:03 am

I definitely don't want any of this glomping then. It seems uncivilised, like those cretins one sees with their hands down the back of their girlfriend's jeans in public.

Go raÃth mÃle maith agat, by that token.

Oh I'm sure Tom's wing-glomps are an exclusive experience.

Please note that a freeze ray Is available upon request.

Dear God, the weaponry given to new members these days.

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:00 am

I'm a responsible cretin, don't worry.

Citizen. I meant citizen.

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:29 am

Hi rabid_fox! Fir get the freeze ray what you really want it THIS!
*Hands rabid_fox a flamethrower* Make sure you get fireproofed before you use it. We are all likely to fire back

Baconsticks · Postby **Baconsticks** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:32 am

Hi rabid_fox! Fir get the freeze ray what you really want it THIS!
*Hands rabid_fox a flamethrower* Make sure you get fireproofed before you use it. We are all likely to fire back

I got Tupperware. I win.

osprey · Postby **osprey** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:42 am

Welcome to DC fellow beard connoisseur!

Tarukai · Postby **Tarukai** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:04 pm

It's good to meet you rabid_fox! I like your entrance, as it fits very well into the monotony of D.C.

have fun with your flamethrower, and I too would advise to get flameproofed prior to using it >.>

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:12 pm

Are you kidding? The weeping-blister look is in for Summer 2008.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:34 am

Welcome to DC!

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:53 am

Welcome to the forums, here's your free catalog.

KJ Fellie · Postby **KJ Fellie** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:45 am

Greetings from the spotted fox. Here is your babble-retardant coat. You may need it around some of the members here, like myself.

*bows, straitens purple paisley shirt, and returns to posting like mad in some forum or another*

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:25 am

I feel that wonderful nonsense is half the reason that I'm here. Please, no censorship of the surreal.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:10 pm

I feel that wonderful nonsense is half the reason that I'm here. Please, no censorship of the surreal.

There may be censorship of the obscene and insulting though.

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:26 pm

But the surreal's safe, right?

klimt · Postby **klimt** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:14 am

But the surreal's safe, right?

as long as some weak willed soul does not find the surreal insulting or obscene, certainly.

you should be safe.

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