What's in my mini-fridge? Let's find out! *opens door*
1/2 jar mini dill pickles
1/3 jar Tostitos 'Hot' hot sauce
1 fruit cocktail cup
4 bite-sized pieces of cheese
1 slightly larger block of cheese
2 packages of turkey deli-meat
1 gallon-sized bag of home-made cookie-dough
1 gallon-sized bag of home-made cookies
1 ice-cube tray
1 stack of dried-out flour tortilla shells inside a bag that has condensation in it (wtf?)
1 dead spider that somehow always manages to get back in the fridge
...now I’m hungry. Thanks a lot!
*stomps over to fridge*
MMFF MMF FMPH FMR FRRFMFRM!!
