Jokes

[Henohenomoheji]

i wanna hear more jokes!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

I'm empty, unless I'm allowed to post the more dirty ones...

[simon]

Three Irishmen walk into a bar.

[Zylo]

Yea, I have some pretty awful jokes that can't even come close to being acceptable for the board.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-5h+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (5h)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Three Irishmen walk into a bar. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>You'd think the 2nd and 3rd would know to duck under.

[norsenerd]

I man walkes <b>out</b> of a bar and get's into his car. A cop comes up and taps on his window. When he rolls down his window the cop asks "Your eyes look bloodshot. Have you bene drinking?" to which the reply was "Well, oficer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"<br><br>What's the diference between roast beef and pee soup?

[Henohenomoheji]

anyone can roast beef!

[norsenerd]

But not everybody can pee soup

[Foxchild]

wow, that exchange is priceless... also wierd, but priceless..

[dnwq]

A True Story Joke:<br><br>During the post-WW2 period, when the colonies across Asia were all rearing for independance, there was one particular British colony on an island out in the Pacific. I can't quite remember which. <br><br>The native people, caught up in the tide of patriotic fervour, decided to hold a peaceful demonstration outside the governor's office. Being unable to read or write English, they hired a painter to create a giant signboard which they decided to carry to the Governor:<br><br><!--c1--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->+---------------------------------+<br>| We are fed up with the British! |<br>+---------------------------------+<!--c2--></td></tr></table> <!--ec2--><br><br>They then carried this sign to the Governor's palace.<br><br>Upon reaching it, however, they realised that this signboard was too wide to fit through the gate. If they carried it in sideways, the Governor would, of course, be unable to read it. Thus, they decided to cut this banner in half, and carry one after the other.<br><br>This was the result:<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><!--c1--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->+-----------+<br>| We are fed|<br>+-----------+<br><br>+----------------------+<br>| up with the British! |<br>+----------------------+<!--c2--></td></tr></table> <!--ec2-->

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Lol! That's good.

[stevemania]

1.) What did the British say to the Chinese after th Opium war??<br>Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!<br><br>2.) How does a butcher make a English sheephead out of a Irish one?? <br>Knock out the brains!! (no offense attended....)

[norsenerd]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 2.) How does a butcher make a English sheephead out of a Irish one??<br>Knock out the brains!! (no offense attended....)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Wait. Shoudln't it be the other way around. What have the Irish done besideds get drunk and have babies.

[Henohenomoheji]

Houston, we have a problem!<br>Somebody set up us the bomb!<br>Danger Will Robinson, Danger!<br><br><br>...This discussion stops now! I may not be a mod or nothing, but I will not allow a fight in the jokes thread. If you have a problem, head to the thingy thread and bash the other members.

[norsenerd]

*sets iyestorm on fire*

[Zylo]

Ummm...I know it may be just a joke, but be careful what you say.