Vending Machine

[osprey]

You get a message telling you that your currency is not recognised.

I put in a piece of Stride gum.

[Stephan]

You get the striped bark of an Eucalypt tree (AKA gum tree).

I don't put anything in.

[CodeCat]

The machine falls on top of you.

I put in a Stephan pancake.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a dragon split.

I put in habanero peppers.

[CodeCat]

The machine catches fire and explodes.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

[Stephan]

Inside the machine you hear the noise of a character using the fire extinguisher to re-inflate themselves (eg Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit). Out of curiosity you look closer into the machine and are frozen by a fire extinguisher discharge as Stephan climbs out.

I put in a half-used fire extinguisher.

[Foxhound]

You get broken pieces of a half-used fire extinguisher.

I put in a can of Mountain Dew

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a concussion

I put in a chocolate coin

[Stephan]

You get several coca beans.

I put in a penny.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a few M&Ms.

I put in a piece of red Skittles.

[gforce422]

You get pure cane sugar.



I put in a camera.

[Richard K Niner]

You get the Spanish inquisition.

I put in a burrito.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a chimichanga.

I put in another, smaller vending machine.

[Foxhound]

You get a brick of drug money.

I put in a golden dollar bill

[Stephan]

You get a silver duck-billed platypus.

I distract Isolde for a split second and insert the end of her tail into the machine. The rest of her gradually follows.