Noobler has arrived

[Llewthepoet]

Welcome To The Forums!

[Sage]

Spaseeba, everybody.

[Angstwolf]

Hallo there, Sage! We're glad to have you here. And stuff.

[osprey]

Greetings. And such.

[The Donmeister]

Greetings! I find your introduction highly misleading and full of falsities. You can expect a letter from my lawyers within 8-10 weeks.

[Sage]

Greetings! I find your introduction highly misleading and full of falsities. You can expect a letter from my lawyers within 8-10 weeks.

It would be a great help if you could point out these falsities so that they can be fixed immidiately.

[Tom Flapwell]

I pretty much lack sense of humor,

Oh, then I guess you read O&M for the drama.

Well, you seem nice enough. Want a wing-glomp?

[Sage]

Heh, well, that's a little hard to edxplain. I like the jokes, but I would never be able to come up with any jokes of my own. I guess I could say, then, that I lack creativity?

As for the wing glomp... I've heard of a normal, glomp, I am unware of this "wing glomp"

[Comrade K]

I know what you want to do...

You want to join a revolution! That's Right!

[Sage]

Do I get a Mosin-Nagant?

[Tom Flapwell]

I guess I could say, then, that I lack creativity?

Well, when it comes to making your own good jokes, perhaps. I doubt you lack creativity in everything.

As for the wing glomp... I've heard of a normal, glomp, I am unware of this "wing glomp"

Allow me to demonstrate.
(flaps around looking for a target)
Oh, Taaaviiis... SCREEEEEEEECH!
(dives with wings ready to wrap the kitty...)

[Sage]

Oh, I just noticed. Your name, the avitar, duuuhhhh.

[The Donmeister]

Hello, let me introduce myself. Lies! There was no introduction!

...

Unfortunately I cannot introduce myself here as I have done on many other forums prior to this, considering the change in user name.


For those that don't like reading skip all this:

Anyways, there's someone on this forum that might recognise me. Yes, someone specific. If you do, congrats, it's been a long time.

As for the introduction, my borther introduced me to the comic years ago. I read some and then forgot about it (video games can take over your lives, it's true). A year or two ago however I rediscovered it and now I'm a fan. I'm not going to say biggest fan for 2 reasons: More lies! Or failing that, incorrect punctuation.

Of course, I'm not going to waste your time telling you!

I'm sure you can appreciate the gravity of these heinous offences. But I have a feeling that a few thousand dollars might make them rather insignificant...

[Muninn]

Salutations on you good sir and what a pleasure it is to greet you into the bosom of our friendly and caring forums. The rest rooms are to your perpendicular and the snack bar is devoid of all known culinary delights save for rutabegas and kumquats. From the deep abyss of my heart I hope you enjoy your time flying with Define Cynical Railroads and remember to collect all luggage upon leaving for the gliding cat that will take you to the purple room where you'll be debriefed (or lacking briefs, debilitated) on your latest field assignment. Take plenty of liquids and turn off the light on your way out.

P.S. We talked last night in the chat, I'm Muninn.

[Sage]

Hello, let me introduce myself. Lies! There was no introduction!

Scroll down for the introduction? It's toward the bottom of the post if my memory serves right.

A year or two ago however I rediscovered it and now I'm a fan. I'm not going to say biggest fan for 2 reasons: More lies! Or failing that, incorrect punctuation.

I should have had an ellipse there, but I wrote the 2 reasons down, but then afterward changed my mind and forgot to change it.

Greetings to you too.