Noobler has arrived

[Sage]

Hello, let me introduce myself.

...

Unfortunately I cannot introduce myself here as I have done on many other forums prior to this, considering the change in user name.


For those that don't like reading skip all this:

Anyways, there's someone on this forumt hat might recognise me. Yes, someone specific. If you do, congrats, it's been a long time.

As for the introduction, my borther introduced me to the comic years ago. I read some and then forgot about it (video games can take over your lives, it's true). A year or two ago however I rediscovered it and now I'm a fan. I'm not going to say biggest fan for 2 reasons:

Of course, I'm not going to waste your time telling you!

Ever since, I've read the comics and enjoyed them. I even decided to get some of the merchandise (waiting for my mom to do that laundry >:( I'd do it myself but I don't know how). A week or two ago I found this place via the link on the main page, and then the other day I found this palce had IRC. Then, today, I was "badgered" to join (aka someone said "join already" so I naturally did)

That said and done, about me a little. I'm 17, have low self esteem (yes I admit this, and it shows often) and have trouble talking to people (social disorders >:( ). Uhg, well, I guess if you reaaaly want to know something else about me you can ask here.

EDIT: lul I said Considereing

[Steve the Pocket]

*steals the first post and does nothing with it*

[Sage]

Guard: Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or go to jail.

[Steve the Pocket]

NEVAR! *flees in his stolen Nash Rambler with the first and third posts in tow, passes Go, and collects $200*

Anyway, welcome to Define Cynical. We're pretty much all this weird. Have fun perusing the ramblings, and pursuing the Ramblers, of your fellow Ozy and Millie fans.

[Sage]

I think that, considering the forums I've been to, this is all too familiar for me. Unfortunately I'm not that wacky, and I pretty much lack sense of humor, so if I tried doing all that stuff I'd end up looking stupid. Thus, I avoid such actions.

Oh, and... the police have been notified of your theft. (apparently you didn't get the Oblivion reference)

[Zaaphod]

Welcome to DC, Sage.

[Sage]

Hold on a second, did you just greet me normally?

[Dr. Doog]

I like you ^___^

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:

[Sage]

You can't be serious...

[Bocaj Claw]

Burnings happen a lot here.

[Sage]

Burnings happen a lot here.

Sounds good to me, as long as I'm not the one being burned...

[Bocaj Claw]

Well, sure. If you want to be a spoil sport. And sports smell really rank once they spoil.

[Sage]

The thing is, I don't think being set on fire is a fun experience for the victim.

[Richard K Niner]

That's what the flameproofing is for

Welcome aboard

[Rooster]

Wilcomen new duden! Ist se gut forum, ja?