Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Burning Sheep Productions]

/me feels loved.

[Foxhound]

[16:22] * Foxhound throws a shiny
[16:22] * Bocaj catches shiny and eats it
[16:22] <Foxhound> Ha!
[16:22] <Foxhound> It was a grenade!
[16:22] <Bocaj> Grenades aren't shiny!
[16:22] <Foxhound> A shiny grenade! *BOOM!*
[16:22] * Bocaj explodes
[16:23] <nickspoon> Possibly the greatest last words ever uttered.#

[Dr. Doog]

* jent sets mode: +o Doog

I found this to be hilarious. no "OMG DOOG WILL SET THE TOPIC TO BOOGER"

[Tai]

jent knows not what he has done! DONT COME TO IRC ALL IS RUINED HERE WERE DYING AAAAAAAA



also doog you're easily entertained

[Dr. Doog]

obviously?

I wish Ibun came to the chatroom more often

[Fritz]

[00:38] <Arloest> we're gonna do this RIGHT
[00:38] <Arloest> a
[00:38] <Fekeal> b
[00:38] <Arloest> c
[00:38] <Fekeal> d
[00:38] <Arloest> e
[00:38] <Fekeal> f
[00:38] <Arloest> g
[00:38] <Fekeal> h
[00:38] <Arloest> i
[00:38] <Fekeal> j
[00:38] <Arloest> k
[00:38] <Fekeal> l
[00:38] <Arloest> m
[00:38] <Fekeal> n
[00:39] <Arloest> o
[00:39] <Fekeal> p
[00:39] <Arloest> q
[00:39] <Fekeal> q
[00:39] <Fekeal> SHIT
[00:39] <Cheiseun> q
[00:39] <Arloest> q
[00:39] <Fekeal> q
[00:39] <Arloest> q
[00:39] <Fekeal> q
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[00:39] <Fekeal> q
[00:39] <Arloest> q
[00:39] <Cheiseun> q
[00:39] <Arloest> q
[00:39] <Cheiseun> q
[00:39] =-= Cheiseun was booted from #definecynical by Ozy (Stop repeating yourself!)

[Angstwolf]

!!!

Hahaha.

[Steve the Pocket]

(alphabet soup)

Some jokes only work in certain mediums. This one looks like it only works as a text-chat log.

[Loeln]

[21:57] * Arloest has joined #definecynical
[21:58] * Ozy sets mode: +o Arloest
[21:58] <Foxhound> Arlo, Ozy, what's happening!
[21:58] <Jason> Hi Arlo
[21:58] <Ozy> I'm contemplating taking my own life =(
[21:59] <jent> :-(
[21:59] <TheDon> but... why?
[21:59] <Ozy> Cause I'm TIRED OF ALL THE SHIT
[21:59] <Zaaphod> aaaaaa
[22:00] <TheDon> but doesnt the good stuff make up for all the shit?
[22:01] <Ozy> Nope.
[22:01] <Ozy> CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.
[22:01] <Ozy> LOSING MY SIGHT, LOSING MY MIND, WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE
[22:01] <Foxhound> ...
[22:02] <TheDon> i hope you're kidding
[22:02] <Loeln> Cut my work into peices! I have a book report!
[22:02] <Loeln> Procrastination!
[22:02] <Loeln> No homework!
[22:02] <Loeln> I have a book report!

[Loeln]

For Tai.

<Tai> so; what have I missed?
<JerryArr> Well, Astro went to Wales
<Loeln> He met Gipetto?
<JerryArr> Not that wales
<Loeln> Or was it Jonah?
<Loeln> Or William Shatner and the cast of the original Star Trek series?
<Loeln> :O
<Zaaphod> you're a loony
<Loeln> Admiral! There be Whales on board!
<Javs> ohgodwhales
<Zaaphod> orcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Loeln> Whale, I thought it was funny.
<Loeln> Could've just been a fluke, though.
<Zaaphod> stop that
<Javs> ohgodPUNS
<Javs> you're trying to kill me, aren't you?
<Javs> :O
<Loeln> I had a hunchback that someone would say that D:
<Loeln> When I haven't even breached the surface
<Tai> any minute now
<Tai> you can expect the balooooooga horns to go off
<Tai> did that just krill the chat?
<Loeln> Though, it is true that whales are quite intelligent.
<Loeln> How else do you explain their knowledge of Plankton's Constant?
<jent> Comrade, someone at some point was sending viruses out via your IP
<Loeln> well how a boat that.
<Loeln>
<Javs> get OUT!
<Javs>
<Loeln> Ho hum.
<Loeln> I guess I'm fin-ished with this.
<Javs> wait, why is Comrade not talking D:
<Zaaphod> because he hates you ;(
<Javs> people have been telling me that a lot lately
<Javs> :'(
<Comrade> O what
<Comrade> It worked finally
<Loeln> O cean, of course.
<Zaaphod> some might be telling the truth, but I doubt it
<Javs> no, i think several people do hate me
<Loeln> They must be very warm blooded to have such feelings
<Zaaphod> WHAT
<Loeln> I wonder water we spout off about next.
* JerryArr puts on a wetsuit
<Loeln> Just as long as your mamm al let you
<JerryArr> There, now the puns can continue
<Javs> no wait
<Loeln> Water you waiting for?
<Zaaphod> no waiting
* Javs shoots off a firecracker next to his ears
<Javs> okay go
* Javs is now known as javsthedeaf
<Zaaphod> heh
<Loeln> (al)gea, was that really necessary?
<Loeln> :S
<javsthedeaf> WHAT
<javsthedeaf>
* javsthedeaf is now known as Javs
<Loeln> Careful there, Killer. Whale not be letting you hurt yourself
<Comrade> Killerwhaletank.
* Todd_McCloud has joined #definecynical
<Loeln> Mel ville, but we won't.
<Loeln> Ay, hab you been here before?
<Todd_McCloud> Yes, hello. I haven't been here in so long, of one doesn't count last night
<Todd_McCloud> How is everyone?
<jent> good
<jent> yourself?
<Todd_McCloud> mildly depressed, but I live, lol.
<Javs> i'm quite well, if a bit tired
<Loeln> Feel free to harp oon about it if you want
<Loeln> it could help :O
<Comrade> GAH
<Todd_McCloud> lol, possibly, possibly not
<Javs> how do you sleep at night, Loeln? D:
<Loeln> Ish mael be hard for some to sleep
<Tai> you need whaaaaaaale less oil on your puns, Loe, they seem to be blubbering on
<Loeln> but me, I could sleep with the fishes.
<Loeln> Orca n I make a few more puns?
<Loeln> Whoops
<Loeln> another typing error
<Loeln> Sham oon me.
<Tai> the pun's starting to GREY out a bit
<Loeln> Moby Dick Clark's music will give me an idea or two
<Tai> whe;alp
<Loeln> So they keep tailing me.
<Tai> you're gilling me here
<Loeln> Am bergriss, we're running out of material
<Loeln> Hm.
<Loeln> I bet a bowl of petunias Zaaphod'll get this pun.
<Loeln> petunias, that is.
<Zaaphod> heh
<Zaaphod> "Oh no, not again!"

Intermission

<Loeln> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_whal ... ing_whales
<Loeln> Fin-ishing the puns, why would they think that was a good idea?
<Zaaphod> hehee.. the exploding whale
<Loeln> "it was the duty of the Oregon State Highway Division to dispose of it. They filled the animal with a half-ton of dynamite. "
<Javs> D:
<Zaaphod> Dave Barry wrote about that
<Zaaphod> apparently, their idea was to explode the whale into bite-size chunks for birds... it didn't work out too well
<Comrade> lol
<Tai> bahahah
<Javs> apparently not, since it crushed a car
<Zaaphod> hehee.. yes
<Tai> intresting synergy
<Tai> I saw the video of that whale explision
<Loeln> Further,
<Loeln> "A Japanese animated adaptation to Moby-Dick, called Hakugei: Legend of the Moby Dick, was produced in 1997. It was set in outer space."
<Tai> yes
<Loeln> Oh, Japan.

And We're Back

<Javs> MUST we talk about Moby Dick?
<Comrade> And the point of that is?
<Zaaphod> aaaaaa
<Zaaphod> Moby Dick in spaaaaaaaaace
<Loeln> Pequod you have a better topic?
<Javs> actually
<Javs> you may talk about Moby Dick at your leisure
<Javs> as i am sleepy
<Loeln> Visit Starbucks, why not?
<Javs> Loeln, too far away D:
<Loeln> ohoho
<Tai> Loe shove all those puns in your blowhole
<Javs> nini
* Javs has left #definecynical
<Comrade> Tim Hortons pwns starbucks.
* Fekeal has joined #definecynical
<Fekeal> Heeeeey
<Loeln> Kind of straining to get any others
<Loeln> I suppose it's gotten to a sink or swim state now
<Loeln> Me tank's running empty though.
* jent changes topic to 'happy bday tai'
<Loeln> Any travels plans for the occasion?
<Loeln> to go Sea the World?
* jent sets mode: +oooo Comrade Fekeal Loeln Tai
* jent sets mode: +o Zaaphod
<Loeln> Op for free.
<Loeln> Will y continue this?
<jent> what do you mean?
<Loeln> I don't think I can hunt up anymore whale puns.
<Fekeal> Wait what?
<Loeln> Tai and I have been making whale related puns for a song time tonight,
<Comrade> He's been making whale and sea related puns for quite a while...
<Loeln> if you sea what I mean.
<Comrade> And frankly, I'm tired of herring about whales and the sea.
<Loeln> You just opened up a whole new can of worms.

[Rooster]

As I'm never on these amusing ones, I'll post one myself!

* Roo taps mic
<Roo> Is this thing on?
<Roo> test
<Roo> test
<Roo> 1
<Roo> 2
<Roo> 3
<Roo> test
<Miles_E_Traysandor> RAWR
* Roo is deafened by feedback

[Bocaj Claw]

My stomach bursts with laughter! Morphine please!

[Loeln]

<Loeln> Really, if Santa decided to collect his dues,
<Loeln> every nation of the world would be severely in debt
<nickspoon> Santa is funded by the government.
<nickspoon> Secretly.
<Muninn> That's why he's so powerful
<nickspoon> And everyone pays Santa tax, they just don't know about it.
<Muninn> He controls the international flow of money
<Loeln> I suppose that's why we have so much debt now
<Loeln> What with all the naughty stuff we've been doing
<Muninn> Very naughty

[osprey]

Picking on me NEVER WORKS!

<Arloest> !op Osprey
* Ozy sets mode: +o Osprey
<Comrade> what?
<Arloest> !deop Osprey
* Ozy sets mode: -o Osprey
<Arloest> !op Osprey
* Ozy sets mode: +o Osprey
<Arloest> !deop Osprey
* Ozy sets mode: -o Osprey
<Arloest> !op Osprey
* Ozy sets mode: +o Osprey
<Osprey> mmmhmm
* _5hfifty sets mode: +b *!*your@*.houston.res.rr.com
* Arloest was kicked by _5hfifty (Don't repeat yourself!)

[Fritz]

[21:09] <Arloest> internet
[21:09] <Foxhound> lol