The Potato Game!!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Those kids singing that anthem in that whiney, high-pitched voice, GRRR...

[Zylo]

I know, that theme made you want to shot put the TV. Thank goodness we have better cartoons with better music now, like Invader Zim, even though Nickelodeon canceled it, becasue they're idiots, although Jhonen was angry at having to make it Nickelodeon-acceptable. Anyone who ever read Squee or JTHM will know how dark that series should have been. Maybe Cartoon Network will pick up the old episodes and put them on Adult Swim. Even better if Cartoon Network approached Jhonen to continue the series on Adult Swim with less censorship. That'd rule.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

The cartoons nowadays are crap, well, at least the ones that I've seen recently.<br>Oh, but not that one with that little hamster guy and that broom with a face.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Woah, trust me.<br>Never use chopsticks at 2AM after you've had some suspiciously funky orange juice...

[Zaaphod]

Get down! Get funky!<br>

[Zylo]

Dance to the cosmic rhythms of the funkadelic space-chicken!

[Zaaphod]

All fear the funkiness of the space chicken! Buk buk bu-GAH!<br>

[norsenerd]

The anchient chinese believe the universe was hatched from an egg hatched by a giant chiken.

[Zaaphod]

That's one huge chicken.

[Tavis]

Colonel Sanders would be impressed.

[Zaaphod]

He would have to wonder if he has enough of his super-secret herbs-and-spices mix to flavor such a chicken.<br>

[norsenerd]

Can a chinken that large even be spiced?

[Tavis]

Sure.. Might take a lot of Chia gardens, but there ought to be enough herbs out there.

[Zylo]

If we grew acres of chia gardens...wait, even better, turn people's heads into chia heads, then whenever they get a haircut, they can also enjoy a fresh garden salad at the same time!

[Zaaphod]

A Chia garden on my head? I'd have to shampoo with Italian dressing, and I hate that.<br>