Dragon Tourist

[johndoe0028]

I think I've seen you before....

Welcome!

[Dragon-Dancer]

I think I've seen you before....

Welcome!

I bear no resemblance to my twin that you may or may not know.

[Tom Flapwell]

Okay, let's get the aerial tour started, shall we?

(pushes button to open roof outward)

Ascending to 10 meters or 11 yards, whichever you prefer, the first things you'll notice are the surveillance cameras. Don't worry about them; they're for our protection. At four o'clock -- direction-wise, not timewise -- you'll see the men's room. Yes, the nearby women's room is pristine by comparison, but we have protocols here. At six o'clock are the basement stairs. Much as I like the darkness, I wouldn't go down there, but you seem armored enough to deal with whatever Bocaj left. Over this way, we have the Glomper Room. We sweep up the fur once in a while. And if you get tired of the vending machine and want to order in, I hope you know how to use the early 20th-century phone yonder.

Guess that about covers it. Oh, speaking of covering, let's descend before the impatient crowd slams the roof on us.

[Weremensh]

*Sells tour souvenirs*

Don't like the telephone memorial cards? Can't say as I blame you; rotary is just so last millenium...

...oh, and hi there.

[Dragon-Dancer]

Okay, let's get the aerial tour started, shall we?

(pushes button to open roof outward)

Ascending to 10 meters or 11 yards, whichever you prefer, the first things you'll notice are the surveillance cameras. Don't worry about them; they're for our protection. At four o'clock -- direction-wise, not timewise -- you'll see the men's room. Yes, the nearby women's room is pristine by comparison, but we have protocols here. At six o'clock are the basement stairs. Much as I like the darkness, I wouldn't go down there, but you seem armored enough to deal with whatever Bocaj left. Over this way, we have the Glomper Room. We sweep up the fur once in a while. And if you get tired of the vending machine and want to order in, I hope you know how to use the early 20th-century phone yonder.

Guess that about covers it. Oh, speaking of covering, let's descend before the impatient crowd slams the roof on us.

Hmm, well thanks orienteering complete.

*Sells tour souvenirs*

Don't like the telephone memorial cards? Can't say as I blame you; rotary is just so last millenium...

...oh, and hi there.

Well actually I think I still have one sitting around somewhere at home... right next to that top of the line 2400 baud modem. Oh well, you can't go wrong with memorial cards.

[Muninn]

OYes, the nearby women's room is pristine by comparison

That's probably because only Arloest uses it, and not that frequently.

[Rymn_the_Silver_Wolfe]

ah, a belated welcome to DC:

Welcome to DC.

hmm... so, you need to be shown around some huh? well you're in luck my lab is just over there to the left of the airport. I like the location as the noise of the planes and things helps to hide the immense sounds of destruction and science that emanate from my lab.

Make sure that if you venture into me lab you pick up a lead vest.. radiation is a killer..

[Tom Flapwell]

OYes, the nearby women's room is pristine by comparison

That's probably because only Arloest uses it, and not that frequently.

Exactly. It's been used by Lissou, but she's been gone a long while.

[Rooster]

Guess that about covers it.

You missed my broom cubbord dude! The den of Roo McStar Third of Norway, Abysinnia, and...err, Burley.

Also, I've used the women's toilet before....someone (Bocaj) plugged the men's toilets with paper towels and I wasn't wearing shoes...

[Dragon-Dancer]

*blinks* It may be the billowing clouds of pot smoke at last night's concert or just that I'm not quite awake yet this morning but... TMI!

[Bocaj Claw]

If it helps, I would have said sorry had I remembered doing it.