The Thingy

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:09 am

rocket stalls, due to being covered in abcdefg gum, which is sticker stuff than abc gum. tavis is safe, but there suddenly apears a giant crater ont he moon. no-one knows if the crater formation and the abcdefg gum-covered rocket stalling are related, but alot of ppl spend lots of paper trying to prove that it was or wastn related. meanwheli, back on topic, *penguinita youynks thingy, puts it in another biohazard bag, and puts that in knapsack, and diapears off into the stars* toodles! *waves*

Sabre · Postby **Sabre** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:59 am

Goo goo g'joob!

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:00 am

*floats by in blimp* *snatches Thingy* *salts Thingy*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:13 am

jeez, secretlyhow many times plants are you gonnabomb eat that thingy?on raw even! thingy ewww!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 6:35 am

Hey I work at a plant shop! Thingy! Oh Thi-i-ingy-y-y!! Thi- wait, what do I do with the plants?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:16 am

*dunks castor oil all over Thingy and then forcefeeds Salad Man his salt shaker by disguising it as a Thingy* *nods in gratitude towards Penguinita for stopping the rocket and runs off with the Thingy in a biohazard bag for decontamination*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 9:00 am

*sees everyithing going on in a speedy crazy like fasion ,but walks calmly with recently aquired matches* *see's bsp sitting and trying to figure out what he does at work* *uses 4 matches to give BSP a 'Hot Foot'* *waits for the results as fire flows down the matches top BSP's feet* *prepares bucket of water, so as not to be TOO cruel*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:20 pm

*drops down in front of tavis* well well well... without that meddiling penguin, nobody can save you now! *hops in mecha* *fires numerous toothpicks at tavis*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:29 pm

*after firing toothpicks for 8 hours while at school (amazing thing, multitasking) begins to fire other mecha weapons at tavis. Go back to page 40 something for all the mecha's weapons and stuff*

Sabre · Postby **Sabre** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:34 pm

Knock, Knock

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:36 pm

*see's flying pieces of wood (toothpicks)* *lights them all on fire* *the incinerate before hitting anything, but create a spectacular light show in the process* eehehehee, matches.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:48 pm

whos there? AH! MY TOOTHPICKS! well, you were too late to save him, or did you start this 8 hours ago?! besides, i still got the shrinky ray. *fires shrink ray at tavis, and foxchild, and "accidentally" hits sabre.*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:17 am

time isn't relavant in the thingy thread, hence why the first 2 counts of your blowing up were within a 'short' time of each other, but the next posts took a while... WATI! I'VE BEEN SHRUNK! NOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:19 am

::grabs a box of matches, lights one and drops it on the ground where the phrase "welcome aliens" has been conviently spelled out in 100-foot letters of gasoline. the writing ignites and the message is seen from Mars, where the Ibigdibuh people see it and come to earth and are at my command for summoning them:: Get me the thingy! ::Ibigdibuhites go off and steal the thingy for me and return it to my posession:: Excellent...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:18 am

Dang shrink ray.. *stuffs dust bunnies inside iyestorm's mecha* Go forth, my bunny minions, and multiply!! *blinks* Aww.. those little flammable dears. *hides from mecha weaponry just in case they spark something*

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