The Thingy

[Bocaj Claw]

*steals back the thingy setting off an international incident that leads to a war with Antarctica*

[nickspoon]

*overthrows the queen of Antarctica and regains the thingy using a series of clever deceptions*

[PAK]

*coerces the thingy back to me using chocolate biscuits and milk*

(*eats chocolate biscuits and drinks the milk*)

[Tom Flapwell]

Why would Bush want to make anything Catholic? Oh well...

*Decides to use his drag disguise to seduce the Thingy directly*

[PAK]

*summons demons from the underworld*

*demons overrun tom, grabbing the thingy and returning it to me*

*demons go to the pub for a quick beer to celebrate victory*

[Kyler Thatch]

*the Thingy spontaneously disappears from PAK's hands as Kyler pulls it out of a top hat* Ta-daaa!

[The Donmeister]

*The Donmeister's hand emerges from the top hat and grabs the thingy, before disappearing back into the hat*

[Kyler Thatch]

Aaaaah! *jumps completely into the hat and falls on top of Don, pinning him to the floor*

That's what you get for using one of my portals without permission!

*runs off with the Thingy*

[PAK]

*steps through a portal*

*drags a snowmaking machine through as well*

*turns it on, aims at kyler*

*kyler = snowman*

*plucks thingy out of kyler's frozen hands*

[Bocaj Claw]

*through the extensive and lackluster study of quantum physics, turns PAK into a cat, takes the thingy, and puts him in a box with a vial of toxic gas that has a 50% chance to open*

Ok! Nobody open the box because right now he's both alive and dead and it's probably giving him a headache!

[PAK]

*through the extensive and lackluster study of quantum physics, turns PAK into a cat, takes the thingy, and puts him in a box with a vial of toxic gas that has a 50% chance to open*

Ok! Nobody open the box because right now he's both alive and dead and it's probably giving him a headache!

lol. i study physics as well...

*invokes the power of string theory and its 11 dimensions*

*everyone within 1 post suffers a cranial explosion*

*takes the thingy*

edit: and im 16

[Foxhound]

*Refutes PAK's theory in some crazy way and uses the distraction of idiocy to take the thingy*

(Btw, good job on the reference of that experiment. Just can't remember the name of it)

[The Donmeister]

*invokes chaos theory by flapping his arms in Borneo, which causes a massive tornado centred on FH, blowing the thingy away*

[Bocaj Claw]

Schroedinger's Cat was the experiment. Errr... Thought experiment rather. *pickpockets the Thingy from the Don*

[PAK]

*invokes the power of 1337 internet-speek*

ALL YOUR THINGYS ARE BELONG TO ME!!!

*walks off happily*