Thursday, December 21, 2006: Whatever a spider can

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Postby Rikirk » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:13 pm

IIRC...

Spider-Man once De-Volved or Mutated into a giant Spider, or Man-Spider. Complete with 8 limbs et all.

Not sure where his web shooters were in that eppisode though.. :roll:

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Re: Thursday, December 21, 2006: Whatever a spider can

Postby dcsimpson » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:45 pm

http://ozyandmillie.org/d/20061221.html

If Spiderman can do whatever a spider can, does that mean he has trouble getting out of bathtubs?
Well, the song only says he can do all the things a spider can do. It doesn't say he has no abilities BEYOND that; it is entirely consistent with that premise to assume he also has abilities beyond what a spider can do, like getting out of bathtubs or balancing his checkbook or speaking conversational Mandarin.
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Postby Priest_Revan » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:40 pm

I have no powers. :sad:
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Re: Thursday, December 21, 2006: Whatever a spider can

Postby IceDragon » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:57 pm

Spider-man therefore gets hit by Garfield on a constant basis.
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Postby The J.A.M. » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:47 am

So they're watching a Spiderman cartoon from the 60's?
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:32 pm

So they're watching a Spiderman cartoon from the 60's?
Is that where the song originated? I've never seen anything televised with Spider-Man from before the '80s, and I wasn't sure there had been any.
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Postby Dr. Doog » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:47 pm

yeah, the really old one dude.
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Postby Rikirk » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:06 am

For the unenlightened...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjav_kRKlk&NR
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Postby Omega-Warrior » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:37 am

If he can do what a spider can, does that mean that he doesn't motabolise air using his lungs?

BTW, if I have any powers, I have the power to tell a never ending stream of bad jokes and "pun"ish people.
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Postby Dr. Doog » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:19 am

I have the ability to come up with scientology jokes that nobody else gets. and then they look at me funny because I'm laughing. D:
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:05 pm

Thanks. I didn't know he used to sound middle-aged.
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Postby Zaaphod » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:24 am

I have the ability to come up with scientology jokes that nobody else gets. and then they look at me funny because I'm laughing. D:
I like that power. :lol:
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Postby GamemasterAnthony » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:52 pm

You have powers?
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Postby Richard K Niner » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:33 pm

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Postby Comrade K » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:30 pm

Yeah, it never says in the song "can't do whatever a spider can't do" so he's not limited to what spiders are capable of.

Maybe if spiders were watching the show, it would say "does whatever a human can", at least from an intelligent spider's perspective,
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