Mad Haiku Skillz

Popular word games for time well wasted.

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Postby gen200 » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:02 am

this is a nightmare,
the pope is planting lettuce
in my navel, aaaaaaaaaa
Procrastinators unite! (tomorrow...)
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Arloest
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Postby Arloest » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:40 pm

I'm bored, so I'll sing!
lalalalalalala
lalalalala
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Postby Tai » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:26 am

Arlo fills haikus
with much driveling nonsense;
fofoffofofo
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Arloest
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Postby Arloest » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:15 am

This is one of those really weird haikus
That is twice as long as a regular haiku would be.
For this one, you'll have to divide by two.
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Postby johndoe0028 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:54 am

For that last poem
Fear not, for you won't have to
divide by zero
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Tai
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Postby Tai » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:35 am

Rifter hurricane
typhoon rupture nidhoggur
these are matari.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:18 pm

Dr. Mario
Throws highly oversized pills.
They will hurt, not heal.
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The Donmeister
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Postby The Donmeister » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:51 pm

Tomorrow's Christmas,
Go out and buy some presents
And give them to me!
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Postby Niko123000 » Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:10 am

I suck at Haiku
It is so very true
I suck at Haiku
"No sir, I am not Insane, I just have Anger issues..." ~ The First words i said to my Counselor after I got kicked off the bus.
Wait, you want to see my Art? It ain't much to look at...
Titanic fans rejoice! I have a Titanic RP board. Only... not on the Titanic... and kinda on the Teen side...Nothing real gratuitous though!
"Evil isn't doing bad. It's doing bad and not Feeling bad about it afterwards." ~ Avaric, Wicked. Think about that the next tiem you call someone evil.
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Postby Muninn » Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:33 pm

Your mom is so fat
That when she went to the shops...
I forgot the joke

(Oops)
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Postby nickspoon » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:45 pm

One morning I woke
To find an elephant there
Very odd indeed.
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
Josh Woodward, Ohio Singer/Songwriter, offers his songs for free. Give him a listen.
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Postby Tai » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:54 pm

Judgement though cyno
omnidirectional blast
dead wrecks everywhere
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Postby johndoe0028 » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:23 pm

Tai's new avatar
Is really freaking me out
what the hell is it?
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Tai
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Postby Tai » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:41 pm

Since you asked nicely
(though hell isn't very nice)
It's a plague doctor.





(google it)
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Postby johndoe0028 » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:58 am

I was stuck, really
ITT, we write haikus
hell was the best word
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