The Thingy

[Mr. Neign]

*Chases Bocaj into the pregnancy center, grabs him before he does anything, steals the thingy, and abrubtly runs into a wall*

[Tod the Lowrie]

*Watches Mr. Neign run into a wall. Takes the thingy and hids it his cap.*

[Miles E Traysandor]

*Pads over and tailsnuggles Tod, swiping the Thingy in the cutesnuggle*

[Holyman83]

*glomps Miles taking the thingy in the process*

[nickspoon]

*takes the thingy off Holyman83 and eats it thingy, thus disarming him*

[Mr. Neign]

*knocks nick unconsious, and takes him into surgery to remove the thingy, runs off without running into a wall*

[Bocaj Claw]

*jogs alongside Neign and takes the Thingy*

Toodles! *me teleports into the Realm of Only Left-Handed People*

[Mr. Neign]

*becomes ambidextrous, cuts off right hand, and teleports to the land of only left-handed people to hunt after Bocaj with the left-handamobile. Upon finding him, runs over Bocaj and grabs the thingy, crashing the vehicle in the process*

[Tom Flapwell]

*Writes a letter to the realm government offering free advertising for their tourism industry if they just seize and hand over the Thingy*

[CodeCat]

*hijacks Tom's mail box and takes the thingy when it arrives in the mail*

[Mr. Neign]

*tackles codecat, resulting in the thingy to go bouncing away, chases after it but figures out that: 1. not having a right hand and 2. having a left hand slippery with some sort of red vital fluid keeps one from grabbing the thingy, stops chasing thingy to solve both of these problems*

[Tod the Lowrie]

*grabs thingy whilst Neign is distracted and jumps into the nearest sofa*

[Mr. Neign]

*regrows hand extra quickly (which seems to be strangly furred and having padding on the palm and fingers...) due to Tods unfortunate jumping into an alternate universe that lacks air, gets into a spacesuit and enters the sofa, quickly drags a suffocating Tod out, takes the thingy from him, and puts it inside the heavily armored suit*

[Tod the Lowrie]

*having recovered quickly from lack of air, grabs the evil sofa and throws it at Neign, destroying the spacesuit. Grabs the thingy and runs into a mysteriously placed garbage can full of pies*

[Foxhound]

*Crushes the garbage can with a main battle tank and takes the thingy, then drives off at top speed*